calon suami mithali #372

nama penuh: mohd ramadhan mohd tahir
nama glamer: made (as ma-de not made in china)
tarikh lahir: 17 ogos 1977
tempat lahir: kelantan (hidup krai!)

5 sebab mengapa saya patut dicalonkan?
- testimoni mesti ditulis oleh isteri/teman wanita/atau sesapa yg berkenaan.

penulis testimoni: su.anne.na
hubungan dengan calon: isteri tercinta

sebab-sebab pencalonan:

1) suami saya adalah seorang yg baik hati. sudah 2 tahun berturut2 dia tolong saya settlekan kad kredit saya yg sampai ke puncak kasihnya. selain itu dia telah belikan saya bunga yg saya mintak sempena hari keraian kami. walaupun dia tahu saya bukanlah peminat bunga, dia tetap membelikannya kerana ingin membuktikan cintanya selain berniat untuk membazir. dia sering memenuhi shopping list saya hanya kerana dia tak mau saya bermasam muka (read: berhari-hari).

2) suami saya juga adalah seorang ayah yg penyayang. di kala saya sedang menaip testimoni ini, dia sedang bergurau senda dengan anak kesayangan kami. seringkali dia jugalah yg bergurau senda dengan anak kami kerana saya seringkali leka main donlod games. pada waktu adam baru dilahirkan dia jualah yg berjaga malam kerana melayan rengekan anak kami itu. "aku tengok bola eurolah" helah suami saya kepada kawan2 yg bertanya kenapa matanya ber-eye shadow pada keesokan harinya.

3) suami saya seorang yg pandai berjenaka. dia sentiasa membuatkan saya tersenyum walaupun tatkala itu saya sedang mendidih kemarahan. kerana dia sering tersilap cakap dan juga sering tersadung itu dan ini akibat kakinya yg kurang dibedung ketika kecil dahulu. jenaka yg paling tidak boleh saya lupakan adalah apabila saya terkentut di dalam bilik, tiba2 dia datang dan bertanya "napa u panggil i?" itu adalah sejarah gelak guling2 yg tak boleh saya lupakan

4) suami saya jua adalah sorang yg dikategorikan pendengar yg baik. walaupun di posting saya sebelum ini dinyatakan kekurangan audio beliau, namun dia tetap pendengar yg setia di dalam hati saya. ini kerana beliau akan sentiasa mendengar rengekan, kutukan, cerita-ceriti saya tanpa jemu. dan mungkin juga saya bercerita dalam nada yg agak kuat yg membolehkan beliau mendengar cerita saya dengan jelas sekali. biasalah.. saya kan wanita. bila bercerita tu kadang2 suara boleh sebatu bunyinya

5) suami kesayangan saya juga adalah seorang yg menurut kata. ini menambahkan kedominan saya. (read: lihat saja badan saya. hahahah..) sebagai contohnya, kejadian malam semalam. saya dikehendaki menggosok baju kerana makcik kas tidak datang bertugas. dan saya lihat dia membaca buku cerita yg baru dibeli dari mph. kerana rasa tidak puas hati dan dalam kata mudahnya jeles melihat dia membaca buku, saya mintak dia menemani saya di dalam bilik. dia menemani saya tetapi masih membaca buku. ini menambahkan ketidak puasan hati saya. lalu saya menyuruhnya membaca yasin. fantastiknya, dia pergi dan datang dengan sehelai kain dan surah yasin. alangkah sejuknya hati saya sebagai seorang isteri.

dengan ini saya menyokong penuh pencalonan beliau sebagai suami mithali tahun ini. semoga beliau meraih kejayaan dan sekaligus dapat membelikan saya ford focus yg menjadi idaman saya sejak dua tiga hari ini.

sekian terima kasih

life goes on

mak baru kuar hospital. itu hari dia lutut dia terkehel bila naik tangga. "warga emas gitulah" kata mak. somehow i agree. hehe.. i haven't got any details on budget announcement yet. and i hope there's no announcement on extending the retirement age. it'll be a good news to mak. and on personal note, not to me. mak has been working and working and working. now she's 53. tho i'm not her (as how i thought) her favourite darling, i have concern over my mom. mak kan... gaduh camne pun mak kita jugak. sakit hati camne pun, dia jugak yg beranakkan kita. as i'm catching the age of 30, somehow, i jadik malas nak gaduh & take things personally anymore. come in here, goes there.

things have changed tremendously for me. work for an instance. from sime darby's sub, i moved to petronas & shell's sub. then i got a job in cia. no, not as an investigator. more of the procrastinator. hahaha.. i'm sort of workaholic type of person. and when i landed in a job/company with no job in hand, i get bored easily. i dont mind routine works but i cant just sit around and do nothing. now i'm engaged to iskl - the international school of kuala lumpur. a good place to be (a comment from 1 month staff.. hahaha)

some say, i change my jobs as if i change my clothes. but to me, why stick to one job when u're bored and u feel u cant handle it anymore? i left the first sime darby's sub for the bossy boss that i counldnt stand no more. i left the 2nd sime darby's sub for the stupid bloody hell hr manager & politics. i left petronas & shell's sub for my boredom in the job. a GM's secretary who had to sit in for a receptionist. and at the end more of a receptionist than a secretary :(. i cant take that kind of perception. then i moved to cia when i thought i had a better deal. mainan hidup semata2. too much of fantasies and dreams. i left cia after a month working. the working environment was so -oh! i dont have a good word to describe it. perhaps, by saying working in a "family business industry" was not a good move. i sent in my resignation when i got an offer from amanah raya. but at the time of offering and starting the new job, i got a better (too much better) offer from iskl. so i moved on. being with middle & high school students are more of me now. and i like the job now. i like it! i like it! i like it! :)

dreams can come true - yes it's true. when i was still schooling, i never like my lukisan kejuruteraan subject. and i have never favor accounting. somehow after my graduation, i end up working in an engineering company, sub - finance dept. then into insurance company which was a big NO for my cup of tea. then moved on to another oil & gas company and i had to sit in for a receptionist. moved again to a financial advisor company that thought me how to deal with stupid people and stupid situation. when at first i thought, the hell is just everywhere for me, now i thanked Allah for all the companies i've worked with as i gained all the good experience that made me worth here in iskl. alhamdulillah, syukur di atas kurniaanMU

for all in sime engineering, u've thought me a lot. being an "auditor" is what my boss likes about me so much

for all in sime insurance, thanks for all the political dilemma. i've earned my respects & i'm worth all the "premium"

for all in csmp, thanks for the hard times and "shopaholic" episode. and not forgetting the luxurious with the hotels opportunities. glad i went thru!

for all in cia - i didnt lie. and i dont have the guts to lie. nor that i have low dignity and pride like u have. thanks Allah for LIA. i appreciate it! i do lia! i do! if not for u, these stupid cows will still create stories of me. bloody ass!

for all in iskl - wish me the best!


thanks!

ayah vs adam

ayah tengah mandi. adam tengah tengok tv. tiba2 tv tu takde gambo. jeritlah adam daripada ruang depan rumah kepada ayahnya di dalam bilik air itu. maka terjadilah komunikasi seperti di bawah:

adam: ayah.. kenapa tv tu?
ayah: ha? sapa kat pintu?
adam: bukan! bukan! tv tu saya salah tekan
ayah: ha? adam nak coco crunch? nanti ayah mandi dulu. lepas tu ayah amik.

hahahahaha

mama dalam bilik ni meleleh air mata dengar dua beranak ni berkomunikasi.

and i'm still laughing.. i couldnt stop.. hahahahhaa

happy (belated) birthday to adam

adam's birthday was on 12 june. we brought adam to langkawi on his birthday and had the celebration back at home on the 30 june. here are some pics by uncle hanyut.




"what? what?"

"blowwwwwwww"









"ayah tolonglah saya"

"mmm.. sedap kek ni"











"my shirt says it all :P"









"mama, ayah, thank you for the lovely birthday party. saya sungguh terharu"



we had a separate session for the family at nite. it was awesome!




"show me the toys and we'll share the cake, deal?"







"mama! tengok dimple ammar kat dahi"







"apa lu mau brader?"







- all of us -







introducing: de-tih, le-sue & a-damn-penat

incik-incik & puan-puan

saya dilahirkan sebagai manusia biasa saja. bapak saya bekas mat terap. mak saya masih menjadik misi. abg & adik saya pun manusia biasa jua. walaupun mereka lebih besar & hulk, tapi mereka masih juga manusia yg tidak ada kelebihannya.

oleh kerana fakta ini, ingin saya memberitahu bahawasanya saya tidak ada kelebihan kuasa jangkauan ke-enam, mahupun kuasa piskik. kuasa telepati pun tidak saya punyai. disebabkan ini, saya hanyalah manusia biasa. manusia yg ada juga perasaan & akal fikirannya.

di atas sebab-sebab yg tersebut di atas, ingin saya tegaskan bahawasanya saya tidaklah boleh menduga atau menjangka bila dan kat mana anda nak setop keta dan jua bila mana masa anda nak kona kan keta anda itu.

saya akui, keta anda cantik. berkilat-kilat. berkilau-kilau warnanya. kaler biru ada, merah ada, hijau ada. pendek kata sumer kaler ada lah. keta saya takdelah cantik mana. belakang dah ada kaler cokelat sebab langgar pagar. satu belah dah kemek sikit sebab ada org langgar. peh tu tempat bukak pintu tu pun dah dua kaler silver, dua kaler hitam. iye.. keta saya tak lawa..... memang keta anda sangaaaat cantik. dan lagi cantik kalo tak kena langgar kan? yelah... kalo kena langgar kang, dah tak comei. herot bonet, kemek bumper. ish.. huduhlah bak katanya. jadik apa kata..... trigger la signal tu bila2 masa incik-incik & puan-puan nak ke mana2. tak kena bayaran pun. extra charge apa tah lagi.. nak ke kiri, ke kanan, tariklah batang signal tu. ha.. senang kan?

cuba ingat2 balik... taim beli keta tu pun mesti beli full spec kan? full spec tu mesti masuk sekali signal kan? ha.. mana ada extra charge.. tipu ni... dia bagi complementary je tu.. pakailah. rugi tak pakai. kang derang kata keta derang tak reach international standard pulak. anda anda2 juga yg ngutuk.. cian keta tu..

akhir kata, sayangilah keta anda.

sekian,
terima kasih

learning curves - gemma townley

my 3rd book of the month. yippieee..

azizi ali read more or less 3 books a month. so did i. he's already a millionaire. and me? uh.. millionaire in the making? hehehee.. insya Allah

this book was pretty interesting. couldn't stop what i've started.

it was about jennifer bell. parents, george bell & harriet keller separated when jen was 13. harriet was a gossip lover and george was a workaholic.

yada.. yada.. yada..

jen broke up with gavin and found new love with her MBA lecturer, daniel peterson.

harriet and george finally remarry after george saved harriet's firm.

tsunami, acheh and indonesia were some of the facts mentioned in this book.

uh.. kinda hard for me to elaborate more about this book. ala-ala cerekarama aziz m osman pun ada. sapa nak baca, royaklah. saya beri pinjam.

*******

i had a chat with my friend today. her ym was something like this:

i was so angry with my hubby & maid
i saw a pic of my maid
naked
in my camera

i was speechless. i got nothing to say. i was trying to figure out some good sentences, but i just couldn't.

how could a husband have the heart do such thing? and to make things worst, the pic was taken in HER own bedroom. and in one of the pictures, has her husband's foot.

this particular lady is actually a cyber friend. with Allah's will, we got very well connected to each other.

not long ago, she has lost her first child - on hari raya. and now, the husband is playing the horse in the lubang. she? buntu already

i suggested her to bring the matter to the nearest pejabat kadi. bring along the copies of the pictures. seek advise from them.

she loves her marriage and couldn't bring the matter to that level

i asked made for his opinion. he'll do as what i suggested. reason? the hubby had betrayed her trust, with somebody who has been living with them.

if i were her? ntah.. i just can't think of any. perhaps i'll be in her condition too. to weak to speak or rather to make any decisions.

maid, anyone?

a friend of mine had won her case over her maid's agency. the maid ran away within the warranty period. and the agency refused to refund her accordingly.

here.. read on.. click the icon.



be careful friends!

and here's the link to the agency's website. try to read biodata -> from our agency. the red ones. hehehe.. no wind, the pokok wont goyang one.. kan?

anyway, this is not the only friend that have encountered this problem. i have some others who have had the same situation. they just dont know where to head to and dont know what to to do. with this, i hope would be a lesson to those who have lived to cheat others. and also for those who have had dilemma in settling the problem. fight for your rights. :)

wahhhh.. rasa macam wakil rakyat je.. undi weh.. jangan tak undi - i've just registered myself as a voter. hahahha..

amanda's weding - jenny colgan

i finished reading it this morning - made me 10 minutes late to fetch makcik kas. :P

amanda, fran & melanie were childhood friends. amanda was a rich girl and the other two have never liked her.

time passed by, amanda was getting married to fraser - another childhood friend who lived in a castle that has always caught mel's attention.

melanie was in love with alex who left her for america and came back years later to reconcile. fran on the other hand, has never been good to alex. they then met angus, fraser's brother who didnt like amanda.

angus, fran & mel plan for fraser & amanda's break-up for amanda didn't really love fraser but only for his wealth.

they made plans. they went to meet fraser whom felt, there's no point calling the wedding off

.. yada yada yada ..

fraser didn't turned up for his wedding.

fran felt for alex but then left for alex's flatmate, charlie .

mel was so disappointed.

angus thought mel liked him but she has never had the feeling.

a psychic in the train told mel "alexander loves you. go to him"

and that was fraser alasdair mcconnald. alasdair, it's gaelic for alexander

the end

** schweeeeet :) **

now i got to samak my head. to much of f*ck off, b*tch, b*ast*rd in this book.. hehehe

in her shoes - jennifer weiner

i bought this book during MPH warehouse sales - 3 March 2007. i have just finished reading it. i've put off reading it initally. awal cerita amat tidak memberangsangkan.. but then, i had to find a book to read since i dont feel "honoured" being the first person to arrive in the office. office starts at 9am and i'm usually at the parking lot by 8am. so i keep this book in the car and i read it while waiting for a colleague to arrive.



quote this from the book:

think about fruit, when you squeeze an orange, what do you get?

trouble?

no! you get orange juice. you dont get grapefruit juice, you dont get apple juice, you don't get milk. you get orange juice. every time. people are like that. they can only give you what they have inside. so if this one character is giving you so much trouble, it's because she's nothing but trouble on the inside. she's just delivering what's in her heart into the universe

so much of a character, huh?

charity tag

i've been tagged before. so do you. but now it's something different. it's time for charity. something good kan? this is how it goes: for every tag (entry), idham will donate rm127 on our behalf to Darul Izzah Orphanage. i'm here, extending his challange. i'm cool. what about u?

the rule: if you are tagged, you need to write an entry related to the meme. at the end of your entry you just need to tag as many person as you like. you will then leave a comment in their blog to let them know they have been tagged. and to include this message, "By doing this meme you are contributing rm127 to the Darul Izzah Orphanage". then please copy and paste this rule somewhere in your entry. the meme is about completing at least seventeen out of the following twenty seven sentences........ *These can be copied and pasted to your entry*

1. A person is only as good as whom he/she was, whom he/she is & whom he/she will be

2. Friendship is always filled with ups and downs and thousand memories that last forever

3. To love is to make love. hahahahha.. to love is to be loved also la..

4. Money makes me a shophaholic :P

5. I miss akut & uwan *sigh*

6. My way of saying I care is by saying "i love you baby"

7. I try to spread love and happiness by lending my shoulder for my friends/family to cry on

8. Pick the flowers when it's pretty la

9. To love someone is to share the happiness & sadness, ups and downs, tears & laughters

10. Beauty is objective

11. When I was thirteen, what I remember the most was i used a boxy school bag, red in colour. mak bought it in germany

12. When I was twenty one, I remember i was still in ITM and doing part time job. struggling beb.. hehehe

13. I am most happy when i have my beloved darlings with me

14. Nothing makes me happier than getting a hug from my darlings & "i luv u mama" from dearie adam.

15. If I can change one thing, I will change the global warming & iraq's situation.. whoooaaaaa

16. If smiles were valued as money then I just have to smile to buy my shoes & handbags

17. Wouldn't it be nice if we could have what we wish for with just "i wish for bla bla bla bla"

18. If you want to have a honda jazz then you have to earn and save. not earn and spend :P

19. Money is not everything but it looks nice in the wallet & bank accounts :)

20. The most touching moments I have experienced is when my dear made cried as i was battling with my life delivering adam, 3 years ago (was it half an hour my dear?)

21. I smile when i look/hear at something funny. at times, i just smile for no apparent reason. senyum kan sedekah...

22. When I am happy, I sing, smile, laugh, and got the body move to the groove

23. If only I don't have to iron my clothes then i could sleep for additional 15 minutes

24. The best thing I did yesterday was sweating during the body wrap session

25. If I ever write a book, I will give it this title,"breath.. i'm your shoulder to cry on"

26. One thing I must do before I die is menunaikan rukun islam

27. Doing this meme, I feel like i've done my part as being a good muslim

i'm done. what about you?

i nak tag: kak yam, riko, kak nik, julie, miera, farid & tj

racist management

few minutes ago, 2 nice ladies came knocking on my gate & rang my house bell. i met them. i've met one of the long haired ladies last year in taman shamelin.

i was behind my grill. they were asking me electrical goods sort of questions. i answered all the questions, accordingly.

they asked me to pick a lucky card.

"kalau kakak dapat kad terima kasih, jangan marahlah kakak. tak ada rezekila kakak"

i did as asked. i got rm15k worth of products.

one of the lovely ladies called another, i believe, handsome guy

however, i rejected the offer

according to the macho guy, "rugilah kakak. saya pun hairan kenapa ramai org tak mau ambil hadiah percuma"

the lovely sexy ladies showed me newspaper cuttings of berita harian and utusan malaysia. shown there was a big ad about this teacher winning a luxury prizes.

still insist why didn't i take the prize.

she then told me about jalaluddin hassan being the artist for that ad in ntv7, tv3.

again, i rejected the offer. nicely. like how i was taught

one of this lady gave me this remark, "kenapa org melayu tak nak ambik hadiah ni? org melayu bodoh"

bloody hell punya cina. forgive me, but for that remark, i'm a racist.

to that stupid chinese lady,
"kalo org melayu yg satu ni bodoh, org melayu yg satu ni sudah jatuh ke dalam scam bodoh kamu itu. sebab org melayu ini pandailah org melayu ini dapat menilai kebodohan kamu itu. bodoh!"

notakaki: i'm not a racist. never i was. never i will be. but to this kind of scam, stop it lah. i know not only that particular race doing it. my race also into it. and the other races also doing it. tapi, kalo org dah tanak tu, tanaklah kan.. buat apa sampai buat statement nak kena lempang tu kan? takan sampai bila2 org nak jadik bodoh? org yg bodoh je tak sedar dia tu bodoh. kesian perempuan bodoh itu..

fantasy vs reality

my plan:

balik @ 5:00pm -- singgah petronas amik minyak -- amik adam -- balik umah -- mandi -- solat asar -- kemas depan -- lipat baju -- mandi -- solat maghrib -- solat hajat -- mengaji -- solat isyak -- tido

what actually happened:

balik @ 5:08 pm -- tak singgah petronas sebab ramai org & hari nak hujan -- amik adam -- balik umah -- mandi -- solat asar -- sembang ngam made -- lepak -- solat maghrib -- solat isyak

hahaha... only those in bold blue je yg i berjaya achieved - my routine

camtu la life kan? yg planned selalu tak jadik. yg tak planned; sometimes, menyempurnakan hidup anda

:)

i'm either

You scored as Either, You brain is neither specifically male, nor female in the way you perceive your surroundings. As bad as this may sound to some, it can easily mean that you are capable of combining both gender aspects to your advantage. Rather than being genderless you are possibly able think freely. This does not mean that you are bisexual or androgynous or indecisive, but it might. Either 82% Female 75% Neither 61% Male 54% Should you be MALE or FEMALE?* created with QuizFarm.com

alahai harun

ini kisah saya dan harun
bersahabat lebih 10 tahun
kisah sedih hati meruntun
baik tak payah duduk serumpun

tahun pertama, saya excited harun pun sama.
tahun kedua mula setop bicara
baik ketua kapal, baik berserkup kepala
mata menjeling, mulut bermangga

mungkin saya tersalah kata
tapi rasanya, tidaklah pula
jangankan kata berbual mesra
memandang muka pun boleh dikira.

mungkin juga salah lakunya
rasa hati, tidaklah juga
manakan ada masa bersama
pulang kerja zas masuk gua

akal & hati mencari silap
nak minta sorry, nak mintak mahap
malang hajat masih terluap
harun masih tak membalas harap

kelengkang kelengkung bunyi belanga
amboi suasana gempak gempita
ketua kapal memandang saja
family affair malas juga nak masuk cerita

pujuk hati, hati dah lara
tiba hari berbunyi lagi belanga
hati masih bertanya-tanya
apa lagi salah silapnya

ketua kepala memandang sepi
serkup kepala memaling benci
tak pernah tersenyum dua puteri
harun kini apatah lagi

hati sakit, bertambah gundah
kenapa persahabatan menjadi parah
apa silap, apalah salah
harun biarkan tak tentu arah

hari keraian sudahlah tiba
pelamin indah bersulam suasa
khemah dipasang di tengah pagar
hati meruntun mahu meronta
macam mana saya nak parking kereta?

maaf tidak informasi pun tidak
hati dibiar bergolak-golak
ikutkan hati nak panggil todak
boleh beraksi di depan kodak

sampainya hati harun mencaci
membuat hati menjadik benci
apalah salah berbicara sendiri
bukannya baru kenal sehari

apalah salah, apalah dosa
sampaikan harun tidak bersapa
mungkin kata kasar bak gangster
mungkin laku lagak bak punkster

andainya harun membaca cereka
bukan sengaja membuat cerita
janganlah kita masih bersengketa
elok berbaik merapat bicara

mungkin katamu itu begitu
mungkin kataku ini begini
marilah kita sama bersatu
bukan menuding sana dan sini

* harun adalah bukan nama sebenar & tidak ada kaitan dalam ini cerita *

majuk ngan burger king

hari ni i lapar. sangat lapar. breakfast makan oat je. additional to that, i have no lunch buddy. finance pegi training. linda pegi gym. kak azila nak gi i'view. so i decided to order BK. the conversation went spicy..

BK: hello, bk
myself: hello. i'd like to place an order
BK: akak nak order kat mana?
myself: order kat mana? order kat mana ke nak hantar order kat mana?
BK: nak hantar order kat mana la
myself: oh! klcc
BK: klcc tu besar kak
myself: oh sorry. level 52, tower 2
BK: minimum order rm20 tau kak
myself: rm20? bukan rm15 ke?
BK: mana ada rm15 kak. selama ni memang rm20
myself: eh.. i've been ordering so far, minimum order is rm15 saja pe.
BK: mana ada rm15 kak
myself: kat sini pun tulis rm15 (referring to their leaflet)
BK: tu akak order kat mana? ave k ke klcc?
myself: kat ave k la. this is not my first order. i dah selalu order apa
BK: mana saya tau. saya baru kat sini
myself: kalau awak baru, check lah dengan org lama
BK: nantilah saya check. akak nak order apa?
myself: dah tak payah. saya dah malas nak order

dahlah i had to wait for quite a while for him to pick up the phone. bahasa pun tak indah langsung. gaya bercakap pun macam nak ajak bergaduh. intonasi lagilah kan. buat org lapa ni macam nak turun gi lempang je budak tu.

lagi satu kan.. dah tau diri tu baru. buatlah cara budak baru kan. bertanya2lah dulu kan. ni main nak marah org je. sengal betul

tanak kawan burger king

alhamdulillah

syukur ke hadrat Ilahi ke atas semua limpah kurniaNya
di atas semua pemberianNya
di atas semua nikmatNya
di atas semua hikmah dan rezekiNya

lama menunggu. seksa rasanya. la ni, alhamdulillah.. yg ditunggu dah dapat. yg dinanti insya Allah tak lama lagi tiba.

betulla org tua kata jangan terburu2. nanti yg dikendong berciciran. yg dikejar tak dapat2. man-man. menten... pasti tanggung bereh.

made excited. myself apatah lagi. adam pun i believe, eager for this rezeki.

ada yg baru nanti, berserilah sikit rumah tu - insya Allah

berkat doa kawan2, family. thanks to all..

amin

kau dan aku

** your disguise, my words **

kl - krai - kl

kipas + sinki + aircond = klasik

(kl - krai )+ (2030 hours - 1130 hours) = sangat penat & sejuk
ayah + mama + adam = so excited

motif utama: potong rambut adam

adam = before & after

motif kedua: mengubat kerinduan
al - fatihah

motif sampingan:
aero kelantan mempersembahkan "anak itik tokwi" & "katak oh katak"
(yup! they installed those songs into the machine. hehehe)

(krai - kl) + (2000 hours - 0800 hours) = penat (- sejuk)
ayah + mama + adam = happy stripy feet

paling penat:
electric kat umah tak de (agaknya dah few days). ikan dah terbeliak mata. ayam dah harum setaman. sayur dah layu tanak mekar

tagged: movie addicted - not me

name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times

obviously, CARS!!!!! adam kind of addicted to this movie until he got attached to Bob the Builder then Thomas the Engine and now to channel 63. there’s another one. ever after – the cinderella movie. starred drew barrymore. she was so cute and i actually tried to imitate her bubbly-cutie-mouth

name a movie that you've seen multiple times in the theater

hehehhehe.. titanic. ok.. ok.. i couldn’t help it ok. that was during my dating time and titanic was the only movie yang boleh menghabiskan 3 jam tanpa disedari. part that i like the most? when the ship is about to sink. and there was this one old couple, hugging close to each other. soooooo nice.. so touching.. so romantik

name an actor that would make you more inclined to see a movie.

frankly, none. i don’t have any favourite actors. however, i tend to watch drew barrymore’s movie quite a lot. i just feel hooked up with her acting tho she’s not my favourite…

name an actor that would make you less likely to see a movie.

same goes to this question. since i don’t have any favourites i don’t have anybody that to my opinion would make the movie better if he/she is in that movie.

name a movie that you can and do quote from

titanic: u jump i jump (lets go jumping, jumping) harharhar

name a movie musical that you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs

oooppppssssiiieeeee.. none that i could recall. i enjoyed high school musical but cant recall the lyrics. neither the rhythm. are p.ramlee’s movies considered movie musical? hindustan? if those count, then i know some la..

name a movie that you have been known to sing along with

other than p.ramlee’s, i sure could sing along “because you loved me” – celine dion in up close & personal. and the best of all, ali setan's

name a movie that you would recommend everyone see

errr.. cars? i hardly watch movie la. couldn’t even make any recommendations.

name a movie that you own

my own? i’m the owner? none. i’m not a film maker.

name an actor that launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops.

afdlin shauki – talented in both singing and acting

have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? If so, what?

Never ever

ever made out in a movie?

errrrr.. never… er... actually, i almost did. i enrolled into this dancing activity held in finas. and there was rosnani jamil looking for fresh look for her (then) next coming movie, cili padi. she picked me up and took my number. maybe i'm not meant to shine in film industry so here i am, remain anonymous beside afdlin shauki.. hahaha..

then this one is not actually a movie la. it was only an activity during my development programme in melaka and i had the lead role in a drama. since there was a cameraman, a director, a scriptwriter, i assumed, i was in a movie la ha? Hehehe

name a movie that you keep meaning to see but just haven’t yet gotten around to it.

quite a number actually…

ever walked out of a movie?

once while watching batman returns if i’m not mistaken. the whole malaysia went black out... eh.. sat.. betul ke batman returns. tak ingat la.. ke mission impossible eh?

name a movie that made you cry in the theater.

what else… titanic la.. the truth, i’m a crybaby, what do you expect.. kan?

what’s the last movie you saw in the theater?

x-men

what’s your favorite/preferred genre of movie?

comedy involved.

what’s the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?

mat som. bapak belanja and he went dengkur in the theater

what movie do you wish you had never seen?

tragedi oktober. tobat mak!!!! there was nothing else to watch. i end up buying the ticket just for the sake of watching a movie ok…

what is the weirdest movie you enjoyed?

cant think of any

what is the scariest movie you've seen?

the sixth sense

what is the funniest movie you've seen?

funniest? all were funny

ok.. time to tag: riko, miera, taj, fizah, kak yam. i wish i could tag kak zura. but i think she has been watching toooooo many movies already.

kereta sewa pak mat

(i) made's cousin, kak sah

kak sah: kak sah nok gi kota bharu
myself: ho.. nok gi naik gapo kak sah?
kak sah: naik kereta sewa pok mat lah
myself: oh! (kak sah got driving license meh?)

(ii) made's mom, ma

ma: itu ari ma kelik kota bharu
myself: oh! ma gi nga sapa? naik gapo?
kak sah: gi nga kak sah lah. naik kereta sewa pok mat
myself: oh! (ma also got driving license meh?)

in both conversations, i've never asked whether both kak sah & ma got driving license. one, i dont think i should misjudge a book by its cover. second, maybe there's someone else was there doing the driving. and below is my recent conversation with made.

(iii) my husband, made

made: cuti next weekend lama ni. nak balik krai?
myself: bulih jugak. naik train nak? new experience for adam. tak yah drive
made: bulih jugak. tapi nanti kita nak go around naik apa?
myself: naik kereta sewa pak mat lah.
made: kereta sewa pak mat?
myself: a'ah.. kak sah ngan ma kan selalu sewa kereta pak mat
made: you ingat kereta sewa pak mat tu apa?
myself: kereta sewa la. pak mat bagi sewa kat orang
made: kereta sewa tu teksi lah. org kelantan panggil teksi tu kereta sewa. and they call beca tu teksi
myself: oh!

nossy nervous (ii)

i was admitted to room 313 in sjmc last thursday. lucikly my office is closed on friday - in lieu of the public holiday on saturday. made & adam was there with me. at 2130 hours the concierge guy pushed me to the lab on the new wing. i was pushed on a wheelchair and adam had a good time on my lap.

i was scared. damn scared. being admitted is one thing. had to sleep in the lab is another thing. watching the lab asst tangled the wires gave me another creepy feeling.

first she did the measurement. then i was asked to lay down. then she started to patch all the wires on my head. then to my feet. then moved to my index finger & chest. i tell u, it’s like watching a psycho movie. dia taruk tang situ. dia taruk tang sini. then finito. i asked her if i could sleep with all these wires. she replied, “oh don’t worry.. we haven’t got any strangled patients”. cehhh…

the lab asst woke me up around 0300 hours to put on the oxygen mask. “your oxygen level is low”. next thing i know, i couldn’t sleep. i felt breathless. shouldnt that thing make me feel better? ntahlah.. around 0700 hours the concierge guy came and pushed me back to my room.

i was discharged the next day, ie friday. the doc wants me to stay for another nite but both me and made refused. boringlah duduk spital. nak2 ada adam. i stayed in a 2 bedded room. and adam kept jumping and telling me this and that. pity the aunty next to me. dahlah sakit parkinson, darah tinggi lagi. for adam, tak pasal2 i kena ‘pang’ ngan dia kang…

at the moment, i tengah batuk. sora pun yilek. dah 3 hari sora macam sahara yakub.

maybe i should have listened to the doc kan? i should have stayed in the hospital. barulah boleh dapat bunga kan? heheheh

nossy nervous

i have to be admitted in/to (??) sjmc tomorrow nite, to undergo sleeping pattern study. i’ve been snoring - out loud, i tell ya. not so good thing: i was awake. i know i was snoring. i could hear my snores. ironic. the same thing happened 2 years back. the ENT specialist did something to my nose and walllaa.. my snores gone. however, it made a come back last saturday. i thought i was going to have flu or sore throat. the simpton of lelangit rasa kering and cam sengal2 tu dah ada. then, i was thirsty. damn thirsty. on one thought, dah nak babai ke aku ni.. i was about to prepare my will and contact arb when i had the have-i-visited-the-ENT-specialist-thought. oh! i haven’t.

so, i went to see the same ENT specialist on monday. ada bengkak. and hidung pun ada senget. when did i get my hidung senget? i cant think of any unsual-sexual-movements. neither any hard kicking games with adam. uh.. therefore, the doc advised me to have this study. half of me feel so eager but the other half felt nervous. so anxious. tense!

it was only last saturday mak told me about this mother of 7 died with her unborn child due to some wrong judgement by the docs & nurses. then she told me about another kid passing away for another wrong doing. so when i was told l’ll be sleeping in a lab, nervousness keeps bugging me.

would the doc blunder or mess up things? - i’ve had my bad days delivering adam. and i don’t wish to repeat that episode. no more, please!

what if i’d be electrocuted? - i could be part of the voltron team. Or transformer?

what if I need further surgery? well… the doc did tell me about this implant thingy. perhaps i could ask him to lift my hidung a bit so that mak will no longer telling people “mak dulu kena gosok kasik naik hidung dia nih. kalo tak, peseklah sampai la….”

wooohoooo.. i’m being so imaginative (again) la.

maybe the diagnosis would only be,
“you’re fat. Lose weight, big ass. U snored like a buffalo”

uh! sangat makan dalam..

Hahahahaha…

my mukhsin

i met my mukhsin many years ago. precisely, 16 years ago (iye.. for those who know my age, 4 words - cinta tidak kenal usia.. hahaha).

how i got attracted? i got no idea. love at first sight, i should say. . it all started with a friend. a friend whom actually fall for me. my mukhsin gave in. but he knew and his friend also knew, cinta manakan berputik jika bertepuk sebelah tangan. from being a postman, we started to fell for each other. after 6 months, he had to make a move. that was when our "long" distance love story started.

the love ship sailed north, south, east and west for 3 years.

one fine day i promised a friend to accompany her meeting her date. tidak disangka-sangka, the date was also a friend of mine. we were so happy that day. and only me who thought it was.. from far away, there was my mukhsin. looking at me with his friends. And my thought, “oh. what a twist of fate..” and i went to greet him

few days later, i got my latest pic taken during my mukhsin’s mentor’s wedding – in pieces. the postlady – my neighbour, had hard time explaining. i cried and cried and cried. oh why! oh why! oh why! so many answers. none to conclude…

time flies

we went out one day. one topic to another. and we had this conversation:

mukhsin: macam mana u dengan that x-guy?

myself: x-guy? kenapa dengan dia?

mukhsin: u gf dia dulu kan?

myself: eh pluhleeze la.. mana ada lah. dia tu bf y-lady la.

mukhsin: yg dulu la. yg i nampak u dengan dia tu?

myself: mana ada la.. i gi teman y-lady jumpa bf dialah

mukhsin: he was ur bf kan? that was the reason u nak broke up kan?

myself: eh.. mana ada. since when that he became my bf? u ingat i suka-suka hati nak rampas bf kawan sendiri ke?

mukhsin: dah tu kenapa u mintak gambar u balik?

myself: bila pulak i mintak gambar i balik? all i know u yg pulangkan gambar i – in pieces to be exact

mukhsin: dah x-guy kata u yg nak balik. sebab dia kata u suka dia

myself: mukhsin! no! that wasn’t true. postlady told me that u return my picture as u already had a new lady.

mukhsin: i pulak. mana i ada gf. i was so sad to find out that u ada hati dengan org lain. siap u nak eksyen depan i lagi. so i tore the pic in pieces.

myself: noooo.. i was not eksyen depan u. they wanted to go to that taman. So I followed. i tak duk area tu, remember? mana i tau jalan. last thing i knew, u were there. i thought u terjalan kat situ jugak. that’s why i was so happy seeing u

mukhsin: no.. my friends brought me there. they said u want to meet me there.

myself: I have never planned such meeting. if i were to meet you, i would have called u, myself. buat apa i nak bagitau kawan2 u?

silent

mukhsin: i think they have fooled us. they have twisted the story. i got this version and u got another version. they just cant understand.. they just cant accept it.. now that they all dah ada gf, i hope they understand how we felt..

myself: - speechless -

how i wish i could turn back time.

how i wish his friends would understand.

how i wish he’s mine…..

we spent the weekend (without sleeping over) in bukit tinggi. that time that place had no phone coverage. so we had no disturbance. Only he, me, us.

we settled down. u, me, good friends.

the other day, he got married. i had mix feelings. i’ve let him go. i had. i have. i have to. only 3 things.

one, the wife whom i first met years ago had once said to me out loud “pantang nampak jantan hensem. mengekor je”. and that time i went “kenapa kakak ni? ngata aku ke apa? this is my bf la”. so when I first found out about their relationship, i had a good laugh with akut. “patutlah dia dok ngata aku sangat.. rupenye dia pun teringin.. hahahaha”

second, my mukhsin is the only person whom i was with, that never berjalan berpegangan tangan – suci murni kan? heheheh..

third, he’s the only one whom would point at me proudly say “she’s my first love” to almost everybody, including the x-gf, x-fiance and wife.

everybody has a first love story to tell.

i've told mine

*mukhsin adalah bukan nama sebenar. Nama samaran semata2. tidak ada kaitan di dalam ini cerita*

saya yang pelik

been tagged by kak nomi. before i proceed to tell my "weirdness", allow me to tell u something that i found kindda "weird".

the other day la.. i dengar radio. if not mistaken era and seelan was the dj. artis undangan, nana & achik spin. so the topik was about the life of these 2 guests. bla bla bla.. then there was this question: "what do you like to do during ur free times?" i cant remember what was nana's answer but i sure remember achik's. why? read on..

seelan: apakah kegiatan di masa lapang achik?
achik: achik di masa lapang suka buat benda pelik2 la. lain daripada org lain
seelan: oh! lain daripada org lain? benda pelik apa tu achik?
achik: ha.. achik suka main boling
seelan: (after pause for a few while) main boling pelik ke?

=P

apa la achik.. boling pun pelik. tak taula pulakkan dia main boling macam mana. baling pin instead of bola la kotnya? hahahaha..

ok. back to the original topik. weird things about me.. lemme think ya...

1) i tak minum kopi. not because it's caffeinated. but i just dont drink it. well.. actually ada cerita la. when i was a kid, a friend of bapak used to tell me "na.. jangan minum kopi. nanti hitam". oleh kerana itu, tidaklah saya minum kopi. sebab takut hitam. apa2 pun produk yg ada perasa kopi i tak sentuh. kalo termakan, i boleh terjeluak balik.

2) i tak minum air panas. serius i tak reti. oleh itu, kalo nak jemput datang rumah korang, tak payah susah2. buatkan je lah air sirap. air kosong pun tak pe. penah sekali pegi beraya umah kawan. sekali mak dia buatkan air teh panas. adehhhh.. org lain suma dah habis 2 cawan. i ni terkulat2 tengok je air tu. takut panas. hajat di hati nak tuang je atas piring, peh tu hirup selow-selow. tapi seganlah pulak kan...

3) i tak makan product food. maksudnya, i tak makan sesuatu yg dah jadik produk. contohlah... durian. durian as raw durian i makan. tapi kalau durian tu dah jadik wajik ke, dodol ke, lempuk ke, bubur ke, i tak reti makan. durian as tempoyak tu makan lagi. sebab bentuk dia still macam durian yg belum jadik produk.

4) i tak suka bunga. sebab itu laman umah i tak de bunga. jangan kata bunga, pokok pun takde. harap pokok makcik pah sebelah bagi je lah. itu pun dia la yg jaga. dia tanam, dia letak dalam pasu, dia jugaklah yg susunkan kat depan umah i ni. hahahhaha.. dulu la kan.. i ada lah secret admirer yg suka bagi bunga. berdozen2 la dia bagi. so one fine day, bila dia kol, i pun dengan senang hati bagitau dia, "apa kata awak jangan bagi saya bunga lagi. semak la. bagilah cokelat ke apa ke.." so seterusnya dia pun bagi cokelat. tapi sayang, usahanya tetap gagal. hehhehehe

5) i tak leh makan mengadap org. i'll tend to makan lambat. giler lambat sebab asik leka tengok org lalu lalang. peh tu tengok gelagat org. lama2 makanan dalam pinggan tu sumer dah sejuk. and typically, i cant eat alone. rasa len macam la makan sensorang.

6) i tak jalan laju. skang je dah pandai sikit jalan laju. kalo dulu mak siap cakap tak suka jalan ngan i sebab dia kata jalan ngan i macam jalan ngan indon. berangkai je kat belakang.. heheheh


6 aje kan kak nomi? hehehhe


i nak tag org jugaklah.. i nak tag: fizah, aiza, miera, julie, my daling, che nani, niezam phg & kak yam

mandi

for some people - taking shower
to some others - bathe or bath

but

to adam it's either mandi sungai or mandi roti canai

mandi sungai is mandi with the shower, and kolam pooh yg kecik tu as tempat tadah air. di samping itu terdapat additional barangan-khayal-ketika-mandi seperti tractors, cars, choochoo trains, helis or aeroplanes.

mandi roti canai pula adalah mandi with the shower bersama tuala kecik yg boleh digunakan seperti membuat roti canai

to mama & ayah: mensucikan diri =P

terkenang-kenang

i was a student in sekolah menengah lembah keramat (smlk for short) from 1991 - 1995. not quite best/top student tho. tapi glamer tetap ada =P




memories in smlk:
1) i have 6 good friends (thanks for the friendship ladies..)

2) serong kelas BM sampai cikgu pun tak kenal sampailah habis SPM... muahahahaha

3) nak serong kelas amatlah senang. amik selai ketas + pen sebatang. jalan la satu sekolah. komfem tak kena tanya punya

4) kelas paling boring engineering. giler bodo rasa masuk kelas tuuuu.. time engineering la masa yg paling bagus untuk lepak dengan keyoi

5) from cikgu anita i learnt: org lelaki buat salah macam mana pun, esok lusa org akan lupa. tapi kalau org pempuan yg buat salah, 7 keturunan pun tak mungkin org akan lupa

6) cikgu anita was the person who approached & guide me in understanding add maths. my elective subjects were giler boring. engineering, add science, add maths. and my best score was SAP throughout form 4 - trial. thanks to cikgu anita. if not for her, i'd be seating for my spm the next year

7) makanan paling mahal ayam goreng. rm1.50 seketul

8) pengawas lain jaga pagar satu period je. i jaga pagar sampai 2 -3 period. depends subject apa pagi tu.

9) pn. vemala adalah cikgu sejarah yg best. sampai hujung penggal pun dia still kata "tak pe suhanna. i understand u masuk sekolah lambat. sebab tu u tak boleh catch up". giler best...

10) cikgu ghazali bengkel pun best. malas belajar, dia panggil masuk bengkel. main chess. hahahahah

- ada lagi yg lain nya.. lenkali lah

030307 marked a date. some of us gathered after 12 years. looking at the number of years rasa cam tua je. tapi bila dah jumpa masing2 perasan cam muda je.. hahaha

bertempat di restoran mak zaid - pucuk manis, wangsa maju - myself (+ made + adam) met taj, arif yazid, aris, lynn (+ family), shek and of course zaid. sebelum nak balik sempat jumpa khairiah. those named were not my classmates. except for arif & zaid - whom i dont actually realized that we were in the same class.

the objective of this meeting is discuss on organizing a grand gathering. to call all smlkerz (as what they agreed to call - i'm still in exception) batch 1991 -1995 for a grand reunion.

sungguh gembira rasa hati dapat jumpa kawan2 sepersekolahan. giler best. tapi aris kena marah ngan i. hahaha. sorry lah ha..

walaupun asik berpindah tempat kerana zaid sudah terlupa nak reserved kan tempat and the restaurant adalah amat crowded walaupun di petang hari, saya amat gembira. amat berbesar hati dapat bertemu kawan2 semua.

lepas ni kita jumpa lagi..

so those smlkerz (why la they chose this name.. well at least sounds better than kervoso-whatsoever) sila-silalah layari laman smlk untuk berita terkini pasal gathering.

kata-kata

pesan ayah,
biar orang buat jahat kat kita
jangan kita buat buat jahat kat orang

pesan mak,
sesuatu kejadian mendewasakan kita, mematangkan kita
look forward for good thing, biarlah apa org nak kata

hukum karma,
what goes around comes around
sesekali di atas, kita pasti akan di bawah

and i always believe,
Allah menguji kita sebab Allah sayangkan kita
Allah timpakan ujian sebab nak kuatkan keimanan kita
nak dekatkan kita padaNya


dan kini saya pasrah..