Wednesday, August 22, 2007
ayah vs adam
adam: ayah.. kenapa tv tu?
ayah: ha? sapa kat pintu?
adam: bukan! bukan! tv tu saya salah tekan
ayah: ha? adam nak coco crunch? nanti ayah mandi dulu. lepas tu ayah amik.
hahahahaha
mama dalam bilik ni meleleh air mata dengar dua beranak ni berkomunikasi.
and i'm still laughing.. i couldnt stop.. hahahahhaa
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
happy (belated) birthday to adam
"what? what?"

"mmm.. sedap kek ni"

"my shirt says it all :P"

"mama, ayah, thank you for the lovely birthday party. saya sungguh terharu"
we had a separate session for the family at nite. it was awesome!

"show me the toys and we'll share the cake, deal?"

"mama! tengok dimple ammar kat dahi"

"apa lu mau brader?"

- all of us -

introducing: de-tih, le-sue & a-damn-penat
Thursday, August 09, 2007
incik-incik & puan-puan
oleh kerana fakta ini, ingin saya memberitahu bahawasanya saya tidak ada kelebihan kuasa jangkauan ke-enam, mahupun kuasa piskik. kuasa telepati pun tidak saya punyai. disebabkan ini, saya hanyalah manusia biasa. manusia yg ada juga perasaan & akal fikirannya.
di atas sebab-sebab yg tersebut di atas, ingin saya tegaskan bahawasanya saya tidaklah boleh menduga atau menjangka bila dan kat mana anda nak setop keta dan jua bila mana masa anda nak kona kan keta anda itu.
saya akui, keta anda cantik. berkilat-kilat. berkilau-kilau warnanya. kaler biru ada, merah ada, hijau ada. pendek kata sumer kaler ada lah. keta saya takdelah cantik mana. belakang dah ada kaler cokelat sebab langgar pagar. satu belah dah kemek sikit sebab ada org langgar. peh tu tempat bukak pintu tu pun dah dua kaler silver, dua kaler hitam. iye.. keta saya tak lawa..... memang keta anda sangaaaat cantik. dan lagi cantik kalo tak kena langgar kan? yelah... kalo kena langgar kang, dah tak comei. herot bonet, kemek bumper. ish.. huduhlah bak katanya. jadik apa kata..... trigger la signal tu bila2 masa incik-incik & puan-puan nak ke mana2. tak kena bayaran pun. extra charge apa tah lagi.. nak ke kiri, ke kanan, tariklah batang signal tu. ha.. senang kan?
cuba ingat2 balik... taim beli keta tu pun mesti beli full spec kan? full spec tu mesti masuk sekali signal kan? ha.. mana ada extra charge.. tipu ni... dia bagi complementary je tu.. pakailah. rugi tak pakai. kang derang kata keta derang tak reach international standard pulak. anda anda2 juga yg ngutuk.. cian keta tu..
akhir kata, sayangilah keta anda.
sekian,
terima kasih
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
learning curves - gemma townley
azizi ali read more or less 3 books a month. so did i. he's already a millionaire. and me? uh.. millionaire in the making? hehehee.. insya Allah
this book was pretty interesting. couldn't stop what i've started.
it was about jennifer bell. parents, george bell & harriet keller separated when jen was 13. harriet was a gossip lover and george was a workaholic.
yada.. yada.. yada..
jen broke up with gavin and found new love with her MBA lecturer, daniel peterson.
harriet and george finally remarry after george saved harriet's firm.
tsunami, acheh and indonesia were some of the facts mentioned in this book.
uh.. kinda hard for me to elaborate more about this book. ala-ala cerekarama aziz m osman pun ada. sapa nak baca, royaklah. saya beri pinjam.
i was so angry with my hubby & maid
i saw a pic of my maid
naked
in my camera
i was speechless. i got nothing to say. i was trying to figure out some good sentences, but i just couldn't.
how could a husband have the heart do such thing? and to make things worst, the pic was taken in HER own bedroom. and in one of the pictures, has her husband's foot.
this particular lady is actually a cyber friend. with Allah's will, we got very well connected to each other.
not long ago, she has lost her first child - on hari raya. and now, the husband is playing the horse in the lubang. she? buntu already
i suggested her to bring the matter to the nearest pejabat kadi. bring along the copies of the pictures. seek advise from them.
she loves her marriage and couldn't bring the matter to that level
i asked made for his opinion. he'll do as what i suggested. reason? the hubby had betrayed her trust, with somebody who has been living with them.
if i were her? ntah.. i just can't think of any. perhaps i'll be in her condition too. to weak to speak or rather to make any decisions.
Monday, July 30, 2007
maid, anyone?
here.. read on.. click the icon.

be careful friends!
and here's the link to the agency's website. try to read biodata -> from our agency. the red ones. hehehe.. no wind, the pokok wont goyang one.. kan?
anyway, this is not the only friend that have encountered this problem. i have some others who have had the same situation. they just dont know where to head to and dont know what to to do. with this, i hope would be a lesson to those who have lived to cheat others. and also for those who have had dilemma in settling the problem. fight for your rights. :)
wahhhh.. rasa macam wakil rakyat je.. undi weh.. jangan tak undi - i've just registered myself as a voter. hahahha..
Saturday, July 28, 2007
amanda's weding - jenny colgan
amanda, fran & melanie were childhood friends. amanda was a rich girl and the other two have never liked her.
time passed by, amanda was getting married to fraser - another childhood friend who lived in a castle that has always caught mel's attention.
melanie was in love with alex who left her for america and came back years later to reconcile. fran on the other hand, has never been good to alex. they then met angus, fraser's brother who didnt like amanda.
angus, fran & mel plan for fraser & amanda's break-up for amanda didn't really love fraser but only for his wealth.
they made plans. they went to meet fraser whom felt, there's no point calling the wedding off
.. yada yada yada ..
fraser didn't turned up for his wedding.
fran felt for alex but then left for alex's flatmate, charlie .
mel was so disappointed.
angus thought mel liked him but she has never had the feeling.
a psychic in the train told mel "alexander loves you. go to him"
and that was fraser alasdair mcconnald. alasdair, it's gaelic for alexander
the end
** schweeeeet :) **
now i got to samak my head. to much of f*ck off, b*tch, b*ast*rd in this book.. hehehe
Monday, July 16, 2007
in her shoes - jennifer weiner
quote this from the book:
think about fruit, when you squeeze an orange, what do you get?
trouble?
no! you get orange juice. you dont get grapefruit juice, you dont get apple juice, you don't get milk. you get orange juice. every time. people are like that. they can only give you what they have inside. so if this one character is giving you so much trouble, it's because she's nothing but trouble on the inside. she's just delivering what's in her heart into the universe
so much of a character, huh?
Friday, July 06, 2007
charity tag
the rule: if you are tagged, you need to write an entry related to the meme. at the end of your entry you just need to tag as many person as you like. you will then leave a comment in their blog to let them know they have been tagged. and to include this message, "By doing this meme you are contributing rm127 to the Darul Izzah Orphanage". then please copy and paste this rule somewhere in your entry. the meme is about completing at least seventeen out of the following twenty seven sentences........ *These can be copied and pasted to your entry*
1. A person is only as good as whom he/she was, whom he/she is & whom he/she will be
2. Friendship is always filled with ups and downs and thousand memories that last forever
3. To love is to make love. hahahahha.. to love is to be loved also la..
4. Money makes me a shophaholic :P
5. I miss akut & uwan *sigh*
6. My way of saying I care is by saying "i love you baby"
7. I try to spread love and happiness by lending my shoulder for my friends/family to cry on
8. Pick the flowers when it's pretty la
9. To love someone is to share the happiness & sadness, ups and downs, tears & laughters
10. Beauty is objective
11. When I was thirteen, what I remember the most was i used a boxy school bag, red in colour. mak bought it in germany
12. When I was twenty one, I remember i was still in ITM and doing part time job. struggling beb.. hehehe
13. I am most happy when i have my beloved darlings with me
14. Nothing makes me happier than getting a hug from my darlings & "i luv u mama" from dearie adam.
15. If I can change one thing, I will change the global warming & iraq's situation.. whoooaaaaa
16. If smiles were valued as money then I just have to smile to buy my shoes & handbags
17. Wouldn't it be nice if we could have what we wish for with just "i wish for bla bla bla bla"
18. If you want to have a honda jazz then you have to earn and save. not earn and spend :P
19. Money is not everything but it looks nice in the wallet & bank accounts :)
20. The most touching moments I have experienced is when my dear made cried as i was battling with my life delivering adam, 3 years ago (was it half an hour my dear?)
21. I smile when i look/hear at something funny. at times, i just smile for no apparent reason. senyum kan sedekah...
22. When I am happy, I sing, smile, laugh, and got the body move to the groove
23. If only I don't have to iron my clothes then i could sleep for additional 15 minutes
24. The best thing I did yesterday was sweating during the body wrap session
25. If I ever write a book, I will give it this title,"breath.. i'm your shoulder to cry on"
26. One thing I must do before I die is menunaikan rukun islam
27. Doing this meme, I feel like i've done my part as being a good muslim
i'm done. what about you?
i nak tag: kak yam, riko, kak nik, julie, miera, farid & tj
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
racist management
i was behind my grill. they were asking me electrical goods sort of questions. i answered all the questions, accordingly.
they asked me to pick a lucky card.
"kalau kakak dapat kad terima kasih, jangan marahlah kakak. tak ada rezekila kakak"
i did as asked. i got rm15k worth of products.
one of the lovely ladies called another, i believe, handsome guy
however, i rejected the offer
according to the macho guy, "rugilah kakak. saya pun hairan kenapa ramai org tak mau ambil hadiah percuma"
the lovely sexy ladies showed me newspaper cuttings of berita harian and utusan malaysia. shown there was a big ad about this teacher winning a luxury prizes.
still insist why didn't i take the prize.
she then told me about jalaluddin hassan being the artist for that ad in ntv7, tv3.
again, i rejected the offer. nicely. like how i was taught
one of this lady gave me this remark, "kenapa org melayu tak nak ambik hadiah ni? org melayu bodoh"
bloody hell punya cina. forgive me, but for that remark, i'm a racist.
to that stupid chinese lady,
"kalo org melayu yg satu ni bodoh, org melayu yg satu ni sudah jatuh ke dalam scam bodoh kamu itu. sebab org melayu ini pandailah org melayu ini dapat menilai kebodohan kamu itu. bodoh!"
notakaki: i'm not a racist. never i was. never i will be. but to this kind of scam, stop it lah. i know not only that particular race doing it. my race also into it. and the other races also doing it. tapi, kalo org dah tanak tu, tanaklah kan.. buat apa sampai buat statement nak kena lempang tu kan? takan sampai bila2 org nak jadik bodoh? org yg bodoh je tak sedar dia tu bodoh. kesian perempuan bodoh itu..
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
fantasy vs reality
balik @ 5:00pm -- singgah petronas amik minyak -- amik adam -- balik umah -- mandi -- solat asar -- kemas depan -- lipat baju -- mandi -- solat maghrib -- solat hajat -- mengaji -- solat isyak -- tido
what actually happened:
balik @ 5:08 pm -- tak singgah petronas sebab ramai org & hari nak hujan -- amik adam -- balik umah -- mandi -- solat asar -- sembang ngam made -- lepak -- solat maghrib -- solat isyak
hahaha... only those in bold blue je yg i berjaya achieved - my routine
camtu la life kan? yg planned selalu tak jadik. yg tak planned; sometimes, menyempurnakan hidup anda
:)
Friday, June 08, 2007
i'm either
You scored as Either, You brain is neither specifically male, nor female in the way you perceive your surroundings. As bad as this may sound to some, it can easily mean that you are capable of combining both gender aspects to your advantage. Rather than being genderless you are possibly able think freely. This does not mean that you are bisexual or androgynous or indecisive, but it might.
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alahai harun
bersahabat lebih 10 tahun
kisah sedih hati meruntun
baik tak payah duduk serumpun
tahun pertama, saya excited harun pun sama.
tahun kedua mula setop bicara
baik ketua kapal, baik berserkup kepala
mata menjeling, mulut bermangga
mungkin saya tersalah kata
tapi rasanya, tidaklah pula
jangankan kata berbual mesra
memandang muka pun boleh dikira.
mungkin juga salah lakunya
rasa hati, tidaklah juga
manakan ada masa bersama
pulang kerja zas masuk gua
akal & hati mencari silap
nak minta sorry, nak mintak mahap
malang hajat masih terluap
harun masih tak membalas harap
kelengkang kelengkung bunyi belanga
amboi suasana gempak gempita
ketua kapal memandang saja
family affair malas juga nak masuk cerita
pujuk hati, hati dah lara
tiba hari berbunyi lagi belanga
hati masih bertanya-tanya
apa lagi salah silapnya
ketua kepala memandang sepi
serkup kepala memaling benci
tak pernah tersenyum dua puteri
harun kini apatah lagi
hati sakit, bertambah gundah
kenapa persahabatan menjadi parah
apa silap, apalah salah
harun biarkan tak tentu arah
hari keraian sudahlah tiba
pelamin indah bersulam suasa
khemah dipasang di tengah pagar
hati meruntun mahu meronta
macam mana saya nak parking kereta?
maaf tidak informasi pun tidak
hati dibiar bergolak-golak
ikutkan hati nak panggil todak
boleh beraksi di depan kodak
sampainya hati harun mencaci
membuat hati menjadik benci
apalah salah berbicara sendiri
bukannya baru kenal sehari
apalah salah, apalah dosa
sampaikan harun tidak bersapa
mungkin kata kasar bak gangster
mungkin laku lagak bak punkster
andainya harun membaca cereka
bukan sengaja membuat cerita
janganlah kita masih bersengketa
elok berbaik merapat bicara
mungkin katamu itu begitu
mungkin kataku ini begini
marilah kita sama bersatu
bukan menuding sana dan sini
* harun adalah bukan nama sebenar & tidak ada kaitan dalam ini cerita *
Thursday, June 07, 2007
majuk ngan burger king
BK: hello, bk
myself: hello. i'd like to place an order
BK: akak nak order kat mana?
myself: order kat mana? order kat mana ke nak hantar order kat mana?
BK: nak hantar order kat mana la
myself: oh! klcc
BK: klcc tu besar kak
myself: oh sorry. level 52, tower 2
BK: minimum order rm20 tau kak
myself: rm20? bukan rm15 ke?
BK: mana ada rm15 kak. selama ni memang rm20
myself: eh.. i've been ordering so far, minimum order is rm15 saja pe.
BK: mana ada rm15 kak
myself: kat sini pun tulis rm15 (referring to their leaflet)
BK: tu akak order kat mana? ave k ke klcc?
myself: kat ave k la. this is not my first order. i dah selalu order apa
BK: mana saya tau. saya baru kat sini
myself: kalau awak baru, check lah dengan org lama
BK: nantilah saya check. akak nak order apa?
myself: dah tak payah. saya dah malas nak order
dahlah i had to wait for quite a while for him to pick up the phone. bahasa pun tak indah langsung. gaya bercakap pun macam nak ajak bergaduh. intonasi lagilah kan. buat org lapa ni macam nak turun gi lempang je budak tu.
lagi satu kan.. dah tau diri tu baru. buatlah cara budak baru kan. bertanya2lah dulu kan. ni main nak marah org je. sengal betul
tanak kawan burger king
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
alhamdulillah
di atas semua pemberianNya
di atas semua nikmatNya
di atas semua hikmah dan rezekiNya
lama menunggu. seksa rasanya. la ni, alhamdulillah.. yg ditunggu dah dapat. yg dinanti insya Allah tak lama lagi tiba.
betulla org tua kata jangan terburu2. nanti yg dikendong berciciran. yg dikejar tak dapat2. man-man. menten... pasti tanggung bereh.
made excited. myself apatah lagi. adam pun i believe, eager for this rezeki.
ada yg baru nanti, berserilah sikit rumah tu - insya Allah
berkat doa kawan2, family. thanks to all..
amin
Monday, May 21, 2007
Monday, May 07, 2007
kl - krai - kl
aero kelantan mempersembahkan "anak itik tokwi" & "katak oh katak"
(yup! they installed those songs into the machine. hehehe)
ayah + mama + adam = happy stripy feet
paling penat:
electric kat umah tak de (agaknya dah few days). ikan dah terbeliak mata. ayam dah harum setaman. sayur dah layu tanak mekar
Monday, April 16, 2007
tagged: movie addicted - not me
obviously, CARS!!!!! adam kind of addicted to this movie until he got attached to Bob the Builder then Thomas the Engine and now to channel 63. there’s another one. ever after – the cinderella movie. starred drew barrymore. she was so cute and i actually tried to imitate her bubbly-cutie-mouth
name a movie that you've seen multiple times in the theater
hehehhehe.. titanic. ok.. ok.. i couldn’t help it ok. that was during my dating time and titanic was the only movie yang boleh menghabiskan 3 jam tanpa disedari. part that i like the most? when the ship is about to sink. and there was this one old couple, hugging close to each other. soooooo nice.. so touching.. so romantik
name an actor that would make you more inclined to see a movie.
frankly, none. i don’t have any favourite actors. however, i tend to watch drew barrymore’s movie quite a lot. i just feel hooked up with her acting tho she’s not my favourite…
name an actor that would make you less likely to see a movie.
same goes to this question. since i don’t have any favourites i don’t have anybody that to my opinion would make the movie better if he/she is in that movie.
name a movie that you can and do quote from
titanic: u jump i jump (lets go jumping, jumping) harharhar
name a movie musical that you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs
oooppppssssiiieeeee.. none that i could recall. i enjoyed high school musical but cant recall the lyrics. neither the rhythm. are p.ramlee’s movies considered movie musical?
name a movie that you have been known to sing along with
other than p.ramlee’s, i sure could sing along “because you loved me” – celine dion in up close & personal. and the best of all, ali setan's
name a movie that you would recommend everyone see
errr.. cars? i hardly watch movie la. couldn’t even make any recommendations.
name a movie that you own
my own? i’m the owner? none. i’m not a film maker.
name an actor that launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops.
afdlin shauki – talented in both singing and acting
have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? If so, what?
Never ever
ever made out in a movie?
errrrr.. never… er... actually, i almost did. i enrolled into this dancing activity held in finas. and there was rosnani jamil looking for fresh look for her (then) next coming movie, cili padi. she picked me up and took my number. maybe i'm not meant to shine in film industry so here i am, remain anonymous beside afdlin shauki.. hahaha..
then this one is not actually a movie la. it was only an activity during my development programme in melaka and i had the lead role in a drama. since there was a cameraman, a director, a scriptwriter, i assumed, i was in a movie la ha? Hehehe
name a movie that you keep meaning to see but just haven’t yet gotten around to it.
quite a number actually…
ever walked out of a movie?
once while watching batman returns if i’m not mistaken. the whole
name a movie that made you cry in the theater.
what else… titanic la.. the truth, i’m a crybaby, what do you expect..
what’s the last movie you saw in the theater?
what’s your favorite/preferred genre of movie?
comedy involved.
what’s the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
mat som. bapak belanja and he went dengkur in the theater
what movie do you wish you had never seen?
tragedi oktober. tobat mak!!!! there was nothing else to watch. i end up buying the ticket just for the sake of watching a movie ok…
what is the weirdest movie you enjoyed?
cant think of any
what is the scariest movie you've seen?
the sixth sense
what is the funniest movie you've seen?
funniest? all were funny
ok.. time to tag: riko, miera, taj, fizah, kak yam. i wish i could tag kak zura. but i think she has been watching toooooo many movies already.
Saturday, April 14, 2007
kereta sewa pak mat
kak sah: kak sah nok gi kota bharu
myself: ho.. nok gi naik gapo kak sah?
kak sah: naik kereta sewa pok mat lah
myself: oh! (kak sah got driving license meh?)
(ii) made's mom, ma
ma: itu ari ma kelik kota bharu
myself: oh! ma gi nga sapa? naik gapo?
kak sah: gi nga kak sah lah. naik kereta sewa pok mat
myself: oh! (ma also got driving license meh?)
in both conversations, i've never asked whether both kak sah & ma got driving license. one, i dont think i should misjudge a book by its cover. second, maybe there's someone else was there doing the driving. and below is my recent conversation with made.
(iii) my husband, made
made: cuti next weekend lama ni. nak balik krai?
myself: bulih jugak. naik train nak? new experience for adam. tak yah drive
made: bulih jugak. tapi nanti kita nak go around naik apa?
myself: naik kereta sewa pak mat lah.
made: kereta sewa pak mat?
myself: a'ah.. kak sah ngan ma kan selalu sewa kereta pak mat
made: you ingat kereta sewa pak mat tu apa?
myself: kereta sewa la. pak mat bagi sewa kat orang
made: kereta sewa tu teksi lah. org kelantan panggil teksi tu kereta sewa. and they call beca tu teksi
myself: oh!
Monday, April 02, 2007
nossy nervous (ii)
i was scared. damn scared. being admitted is one thing. had to sleep in the lab is another thing. watching the lab asst tangled the wires gave me another creepy feeling.
first she did the measurement. then i was asked to lay down. then she started to patch all the wires on my head. then to my feet. then moved to my index finger & chest. i tell u, it’s like watching a psycho movie. dia taruk tang situ. dia taruk tang sini. then finito. i asked her if i could sleep with all these wires. she replied, “oh don’t worry.. we haven’t got any strangled patients”. cehhh…
the lab asst woke me up around 0300 hours to put on the oxygen mask. “your oxygen level is low”. next thing i know, i couldn’t sleep. i felt breathless. shouldnt that thing make me feel better? ntahlah.. around 0700 hours the concierge guy came and pushed me back to my room.
i was discharged the next day, ie friday. the doc wants me to stay for another nite but both me and made refused. boringlah duduk spital. nak2 ada adam. i stayed in a 2 bedded room. and adam kept jumping and telling me this and that. pity the aunty next to me. dahlah sakit parkinson, darah tinggi lagi. for adam, tak pasal2 i kena ‘pang’ ngan dia kang…
at the moment, i tengah batuk. sora pun yilek. dah 3 hari sora macam sahara yakub.
maybe i should have listened to the doc
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
nossy nervous
so, i went to see the same ENT specialist on monday. ada bengkak. and hidung pun ada senget. when did i get my hidung senget? i cant think of any unsual-sexual-movements. neither any hard kicking games with adam. uh.. therefore, the doc advised me to have this study. half of me feel so eager but the other half felt nervous. so anxious. tense!
it was only last saturday mak told me about this mother of 7 died with her unborn child due to some wrong judgement by the docs & nurses. then she told me about another kid passing away for another wrong doing. so when i was told l’ll be sleeping in a lab, nervousness keeps bugging me.
would the doc blunder or mess up things? - i’ve had my bad days delivering adam. and i don’t wish to repeat that episode. no more, please!
what if i’d be electrocuted? - i could be part of the voltron team. Or transformer?
what if I need further surgery? well… the doc did tell me about this implant thingy. perhaps i could ask him to lift my hidung a bit so that mak will no longer telling people “mak dulu kena gosok kasik naik hidung dia nih. kalo tak, peseklah sampai la….”
wooohoooo.. i’m being so imaginative (again) la.
maybe the diagnosis would only be,
“you’re fat. Lose weight, big ass. U snored like a buffalo”
uh! sangat makan dalam..
Hahahahaha…







