hairy

continue from my puberty post

ayah told adam that if he follows ayah's gene then they are less hairy. adam got frustrated you know..  because he wants to have sideburn like abah, ayah's brother. Hahahaha...

then ayah added, but you will get grey hair faster.

"but ayah, why tokma's hair is not grey. it was red, orangy or something?" asked adam

"oh. tokma had her hair coloured"

i wanted to say tokma has orang puteh blood. thats why the hair is different. tak sampai hati pulak nak menipu budak belum akil baligh ni.  hahahaha...

puberty

we were having dinner.  then adam said "i hope i dont get my puberty that soon". my response was "huh?" but ayah probed further explanation.

"because i dont to dissect the frog, mouse or anything like that". my response was then "heh?" with ayah asked why again.

"you know, they say in middle school or high school you gotta dissect the small creatures for science lab thingy. i dont think i'm ready yet" said adam

i was already giggling.  ayah was looking at his dinner - ayam dinaso.

"and i'm not sure if i'm ready to start shaving" added adam

thats it. i laughed out loud.

hahahahahahaha

reluctant

my boss agreed to a favour request of a new staff; to deposit her salary into maybank on her behalf.

her reason:  she's too busy and she ain't got two hours to waste at the bank.

i disagree and my points were:

• i might forget (lame reason...  but that's my main excuse).  oih..  i busy jugak ok...  
• should i extend the same options to other new staff as well?  and why should i?  it's their gaji.  it's their personal monthly salary.  not that they are our consultant or somebody whom had just arrived malaysia....  so, get the butt moving!
• the maybank messenger only comes to iskl 2 times a week.  and we do not arrange daily trip to maybank, so why should i put the hassle on our dispatch to do this favour for her?    
• it's not that she has to queue pun kat maybank tu.  masukkan aje dalam machine.  done deal already.  

and my last reason:

• sebab dia sombong giler!  hahahahhaahahhaha

end of story, my boss had to see the new staff again and took back her say.   

saya rasa jahat pulak.  hahahahahahhaha

what's the time now?

i pernah cerita tak, when i started work in iskl, i had a shock of my life when it's reaching the end of working hours?  hahahaha...  gini kisahnya...  

as somebody who came from some big corporate companies, i think it is an expectation that you will balik lambat.  betul tak?  so, i expected the same in iskl lah.  akan tetapinya....  i was completely wrong.  working hours end at 4:15pm.  4:10pm dah dekat 5 orang queue depan punch card machine.  at first i was, whooaaa...  gila lah!  hebat sungguh mereka ni...  tapi bila dah lama, i pun dah lali.  baik staff baru masuk, baik staff lama-lama.  semuanya bertenggek kat punch card machine tu exactly 5 minutes before the time due.  

ok..  this is what happened on last friday...  i gatal-gatal tanya one of the "early queue" participants.  

"dah 4:15pm?"

"yes.  you know that this clock is early 3 minutes"

saya pun senyum....

so, kalau jam tu awal 3 minutes, it means you clock out at 4:12pm.  

if she reaches the machine at 4:12pm, what time do you think she switched off her computer and started walking to the HR office?  in this case, her office is like tingkat 3, 2 blocks away from my office.  

hebatkan?  time management kami?  hahahahahahaha...  

teka teki

Rasa tua bila cakap dengan indonesian

Rasa muda bila cakap dengan bangladeshi

Kenapa?

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Sebab indonesian, walaupun dia tua banyak dari kita, dia tetap panggil kita kakak, ibu atau bapak.

Akan tetapi..........  bangladeshi pula, baik yang muda, baik yang tua kerepot, akan tetap panggil kita "adik manis". 

Muda kan?

Hahahahhahahahahahahhaha

minggu sakit (mungkin..)

sunday night adam had minor asthma attack & fever.  we went to colombia hospital.  syiok woooo...  tidaklah tunggu berjam-jam for medical attention.  ok.  kami bakal berpaling tadah..  hahaha

then tuesday, alesya had running nose and started to cough.  we were contemplating.  nak pegi gleneages ke nak pegi colombia.  mmm...  thinking that there's viral outbreak sekarang ni, might as well get dr. adrian's attention.  mana la tau kan....  things could be unexpected.  tunggu aje sampai panas bontot.  tak termasuk geli hati tengok perangai budak-budak kat situ.  dapat jumpa doktor tak sampai 10 minit.  bayar ehem-ehem figure.  hahahahaha..  

semangat berpaling tadah kental sudah ni...

hari ni pulak, adam came back and told me somebody pushed him and he fell on his hand.  wrist sakit.  mungkin tergeliat.  tadi tekan-tekan, dia kata sakit.  but......  susah sikit nak assess pain on my kids.  drama queen extra ok?  hahahahahaha..  see the father lah.  eh?  hahahahahahahah..  

so, tengoklah petang ni macam mana.  kalau masih sakit, ke colombia lagilah kami....  

kepelbagaian

i've just read a comment by a fellow friend on fb regarding prof muhaya who is;

• ophthalmologist
• penceramah

and now penjual tudung

so what??!!  

tamak katanya..

dah tu...  daripada kamu yang asyik mengutuk orang, baiklah orang tu venture into varieties of cabang dalam hidup ni.  

mengarut la manusia zaman sekarang ni.

pathetic.

dengki tak boleh tengok orang maju.  

ntahapa-apa!

Adam kena marah lagi

Sebab?

"perbaiki tulisan"

"usaha lagi"

And worst,

"tak lengkap"

Dan saya sangat marah....

kidzania

okla..  i start bit by bit eh... 

cuti sekolah we didn't go anywhere.  neither that we had plans.  mmm.. well..  we had soooo many plans.  but plans remained plans.  kehkehkeh..

we were at first nak pegi legoland.  dah tu baca review semua kata panas.  tak jadiklah i.  nanti arwah atuk  (al-fatihah untuk atuk) marah.  kang itam kang, macam mana nak jadik cucu dia.  haaaa.. jawab.  jawab.  tunggu ranting jadik dahan dulu la baru kami sampai legoland tu.  haih...

then a friend told me about stay and play package with royale damansara.  siap ada ice skating yuuuu....  the hotel was handsome bak aaron aziz lagi.  hahaha..  biasa.... hotel baru.  we checked in for 3 days 2 nights stay.  

masuk petang, letak beg, terus ke kidzania.  staff situ kata "nasib baik akak datang petang.  pagi tadi lagi penuh".  and petang tu pun, i dah rasa sesak nafas ok.  mungkin sebab tempat dia tertutup.  and i felt rimas.  kalau dia open space, or nampak sikit matahari, bulan dan bintang; mungkin i ok.  but merasalah anak bujang i bersuka ria di dalam kidzania.  alhamdulillah.

the next day we were supposed to jalan-jalan cari sup apa ntah kat TTDI.  encik suami kepingin sangat.  tapinya, alin pulak bersalin.  mujur ajelah kami kat damansara.  kalau kat melaka, tidaklah kuasa kami nak balik.  kehkehkeh..  so pegi tengok baby, then pegi ikea.  jalan-jalan, shopping-shopping, then balik bilik.  we were suppose to spend time at the ice skating ring, but i cannot lah.  sejuuuuukkkkkkkkkk..  and thinking that adam dah enjoyed himself kat kidzania, ni nanti nak main sejuk-sejuk.  adehhh..  tak bolehlah..  nanti end up ada 3 days 2 nights kat gleneagles resort pulak.  tak larat i.  so we end up kasik alesya main kat playland under royale damansara.  awesome jugak tempat tu.    

next day pegi ikea.  eh pegi lagi ke?  mmm..  tak ingat sudah...  then balik and tengok baby lagi.  

sekianlah cerita kidzania saya.  selamat terhibur..  hehehe

"mama, i already have a driving license.  can i drive your car?"

"hiyeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........!!"

  

i have too many to share

but i have too little rajin to type.

hahaha..

and worst, my ideas come while i'm driving.

dang!

yes.  seriously..  while i was driving this morning, i wanted to share about alesya's birthday, adam's sunat, our new year, our cuti-cuti, our resolutions..  now everything has gone down to the drain.

tunggulah bila i rajin eh.  nanti i update lagi.  hahahahaha..

heh?  nak tau 2013 resolutions i?

i punya resolutions still under renewal contractual agreement.  takde expiry date.  renew ajelah sampai tua.

hahahaha...

selamat tahun baru.