Monday, June 28, 2010

soalan yang tak baper reti nak jawab

bebaru ni sembang ngan member.. here are bits and pieces of what we talked about:

member: weh.. aku suka baca blog enko. funny pun ada. geram pun ada. rasa macam sembang ngan ko secara live pun ada.

ai: mekasih.... hehehe.. (terasa diri diawang-awangan - kembang.. kuncup.. kembang.. kuncup..)

member: selalu eh ko ada idea?

ai: dependslah.. kalo ada idea aku type. takde idea aku biar aje... kadang2 time aku rajin, aku schedule post.

member: rajin ko eh...

ai: ada la sikit...

member: tapi kenapa follower ko tak ramai?

ai: er.... ntah.. kenapa?

member: yelah.. aku selalu pegi mana2 blog, follower dia mesti gempak2..

ai: er... kena ada banyak follower eh?

member: yelah... blog ko best apa...

ai: er... ko dah jadik follower?

member.. er... aku takde blog. camne aku nak jadik follower ko..

ai: aaaaaa...


inilah antara soklan yang tak kuasanyaaaaaa mek nak jawab. i dont know about you. but my "follower" selection is based on any blogs that i stumbled upon and i think i might be referring to it later. so i become a follower as it will be listed on my account. those blogs that i have regularly read & visited, i will link it. jadik senang nak click and read. therefore, ada aku kisah kalo tak ramai follower pun?

sorry ye babe... ngata engko pulak this entry :D


that sort of question reminds me of another question from another friend. she came to my house the other day and saw our cars. she started with who's the driver to each car, then why aren't we car pooling then to her soalan pendek akal:

"nama ko atas keta yang mana?"

oh blimey!

keperluan asasi yang mana perlu mek jawab soklan sebegini?


sekian, terima kasih

Monday, June 21, 2010

wild animal

ada satu hari tu.. adam bawak balik homework. tajuknya wild animal. dia suh mama dia lukis. manalah mama dia tau. kang ada pulak ayam rupa selipar, gajah rupa gunting. rentikan kalo nak suh mama lukis. takat orang lidi, terer aaaa...

nak dijadikan cite, adam kerah ayah dia lukiskan. kena pulak time angin pemaleh ayah datang. ayah suh adam lukis sendiri. lukislah si anak tersayang ni.

besoknya, bila adam balik sekolah, mama tanyalah apa gamba adam lukis as wild animal?

jawab adam dengan bangganya - "fish & chicken"

nak tersembur nasik dalam mulut mama ni.. bertuah punya ayah. berpada-pada la kot malas sangat pun.

boleh harap betul...

gamba tulang dinasor.. ada bakat arkeologist budak adam ni... ngehngehngeh...

Friday, June 18, 2010

kiss & make up


kesinambungan kisah yang ini: bila angin rajin datang

my bos balik keje minggu ni.. serba salah nak cite ngan dia ke tak apa yang dah jadik. nak cite kang, takut dia kata complain. tanak cite karang, mek ni staff dia. thus, she qualifies to know. so i asked my colleague, fairuz....

"cakaplah anne.. daripada dia dengar daripada mulut orang lain. ha.. camne nanti?"

betul jugak tu... so i decided to tell her. giler gabra nak cakap ngan bos. takut dia tersentap satu. takut dia kata mek emosi satu. takut dia dah tahu and waiting for me to bukak mulut pun satu lagi. hish.. pendek kata berdebarrrrrrrrrr la...

lepas sembang pasal cuti, pasal job enhancement for the next school year, peh tu sembang pulak pasal kisah principal & interview we had, barulah keluar cite incident tersebut. adohhhh.. bila dia kata "he what?". hambik ko.. rasa luruh jantung ni ha.. dia ni marah aku ke marah sapa ni... janganlah jap lagi dia pegi berperang pulak. amin...

sudah aje cite, dia kata "do you want me to talk to him and ask him to apologize to you?"
"er.. i dont know..... you can talk, but no fight please"
mek kenal sangatlah ngan my bos ok.. silap2 boleh bergaduh pulak karang

after a while, she called the supervisor into her room and i overheard she said "i think you know why i'm calling you"

memang time tu, rasa nak panggil paramedik, nak carik tong oksigen, nak buat CPR, perasaan nak carik orang tulis wasiat pun ada.. dengarlah dia berdentum dentam dalam bilik tu. bebalik "she told, she said, she.. she.. she..". alahai.... time tu rasa - jantung.. dok diam2 ye.. jangan jatuh lagi ye....

kejap2 lagi "anne, can you come in for a while? somebody has something to say"

"anne, can we kiss and make up?" he said

"ha? er.. we can't kiss, but we can make up.. i guess"

so there was a bit of questions, clarifications, justifications made between the three of us. my boss, that supervisor and myself. we agreed that there were some miscommunication & misunderstandings. both parties flipped. stress level went up.

i'm glad i told my boss about it. she was glad too. she knew that i'm not the kind of sikit-sikit cite, sikit-sikit mengadu dekat bos. she knew i had to find my guts & courage to tell her what had happened. now i feel good. yey!

the end.
sekian, terima kasih

hehehe...

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

layout baru

sekali tengok cam cantik pulak

ok.. operasi puji diri sendiri

bagus-bagus *mode tepuk bahu sendiri*

ye.. saya tau.. awak pun kata cantik kan?

terima kasih.. janganlah puji banyak2. malulah saya..


hahahahahhahahahaha...

sesema bola

pemain simpanan terkemuka

16 june 2010 - 8:19 malam

wife: bang... HON vs CHI tu apa? Honolulu vs China eh?
hubby: hish.. honduras la
wife: honduras tu negara apa?
hubby: negara orang honduras lah
wife: ada eh?

seminit lepas tu..

wife: bang.. ESP vs SUI ni? ESP tu espanol eh?
hubby: haah..
wife: SUI? sui kim? hahaha
hubby: switzerland lah
wife: tipulah.. apesal pulak SUI?
hubby: dah tu kenapa MAS tu malaysia?
wife: betul la... maslaysia. ha... kan?
hubby: hish..

then wife tekan INFO button

wife: pandai sangatla tu. CHI tu chile la.. ESP tu spain. pandai jek kata espanol
hubby: la.. betul la.. espanol tu spainla..
wife: eh?
hubby: dah.. i nak mandi. tengok anak..

ceh! nampak sangatlah geografi aku fel..

Monday, June 14, 2010

tag: mommy


masih mood menjawab tag. hehehehehe.. tag dari si zarin.


1. How old were you when your first child was born?
i was..... er... 26. siap amik calculator nak ngira.


2. What month and year was your youngest child born?
youngest would be alesya... december 2009


3. How did you feel when you first found out you were pregnant?a
i feel? wahhh.. hebatlah laki aku.. sniper betul. hahahahaha.. honestly.. tak tau nak feel camne. baru kawin terus preggy. so cam.... wow!


4. Who did you tell first?
er.... we told who eh? we did the test together. siap amik gamba utp kit tu lagi.. told our parents la kot. lagipun time tu duk ngan my parents. of courselah kena cakap ngan derang kan? kan?


5. How many pounds/kg did you gain during your first pregnancy
double my weight when i was single. enough said!


6. What did you crave while you were pregnant?
craving was like.. bulan ni nak makan bege aje. bulan lagi satu nak makan rojak aje. lagi satu bulan nak makan sup aje. gitu la.........


7. Did you find out the gender of your first child? Why or why not?
did we? mmmmm.. tak de la sangat nak tau. but since the doctor was so eager to tell, we listen ajelah..


8. Did you have any complications during your pregnancy?
adala jugak. masuk spital one week. kurang air sebab time tu time posa. pehtu gemok yang amat!


9. How much did your first child weigh?
2.9 kg


10. Was your first child early, late, or on time?
champion punya! ngam2 on time.


11. What is the most difficult challenge or health issue that any of your children have faced?
adam - asthmatic. alesya - kind of sensitive skin.


12. What's your favorite part of being a mom?
when i held my kids and they smile... precious feeling.


13. Do you think it's easier to be a mom or a dad?
i think it's the same. it's never easy to raise a child. and it's never easy to hold responsibility of being a mom & a dad.


14. What is the best piece of advice you could give to someone who is about to have their first child?
have a very high level of patience & tolerance. mengucap banyak2... anak tu pintu rezeki.. insya Allah


15. Did you always think you'd have kids?
of courselah.... i ok tau. hahahhaa


16. What's been the biggest surprise about motherhood?
looking at my son now.. how la this boy could fit in my tummy 6 years ago.
looking at my daughter now.. pretty like me la this girl. no surprise.. hehehehe


17. Are there things you miss about life before kids?
nothing much except for the weight. :D


18. How many children do you have?
two


19. Do you plan to have any more children?
big no


20. Who's the mom that you admire most?
er....... let me think....... if i can say.... i admire any single mothers. tabik!


And I would like to tag my frens.. a mommy :


riko
lili
diyana
irah
nur
as
sya


sekian, terima kasih



tag: beautiful blogger award


baru baca tajuk award dah kembang2 hidung.. camne ni? hahahahaha..... mek takdelah beautiful sangat. comel tu banyak jugak. ngehngehngeh.. lama dah tak buat tag. gatal pulak la nak buat hari ni.....

arahan dia:
1. Thank & link the person that gave you the award - dah sudah. thank you to riko & zarin..


2. Pass this award to 15 bloggers you've recently discovered and think are fantastic. - ala... ramai dah buat. camne nak tag lagi? halal la ye... amin....


3. Contact the bloggers and let them know they've won the award. - camne nak contactnya? halal lagi la jawabnya ya... amin lagi


4. State 7 things about yourself - 7 je? 17 tak boleh? hehehehe..


7 pun 7 lah... jap eh nak pikir......
  1. gila calculator. asal gi kedai letrik ke, kedai stationery ke, mesti mata carik calculator. ntah apa nak kira pun ntah. ikut hati nak beli cashier machine buat pakai kat umah.. hehehe..
  2. kalo rajin tu, rajin bebenor. time malas, mintak ampunlah..... amik cokelat dalam fridge pun malas.
  3. maleh tengok tv. tengok citer korea nangis. hindustan pun nangis. citer melayu pun kekadang nangis. kartun pun nangis. tengok orang amik hadiah pun nangis. kememe betul! peh tu imaginative. janganlah kasik tengok cite kartun ke csi ke.. memang confirm akan terbayang-bayang...
  4. tak suka makan sensorang dan makan sangat lambat. kalo makan kat tempat orang ramai, tak leh duduk mengadap orang ramai. confirm kedai tutup pun mek masih terkulat2 makan
  5. sangat "easy attach" kind of person. mangsa paling lama - suami tercinta la. dia nak gi memerut pun tak senang.
  6. giler membership. penuh wallet dengan ntah apa2 kedai punya membership.
  7. tidaklah perfectionist. tapi kalo nak buat something tu, semua barang kena ada. kalo tak cukup satu barang, memang malaslah nak buat. er... ke memang aku dasar pemalas? mmmm.... kena figure ni...

sekian, terima kasih.. :D

Friday, June 11, 2010

bila angin rajin datang



memanglah meriah blog ni diupdated. kalo angin malas tu melanda, hampeh.. berbulan-bulan biar sepi aje.

hari ni nak cite pasal sakit hati selasa lepas. bukan sakit hati ngan sapa pun. ngan opismate aje. takde la sampai tak lalu nak makan bagai. tapi, macam bengang sampai ke buku lalilah..

kisahnya gini.. hari senin lepas, my bos was rushing to settle her works sebab dia nak gi bercuti start hari selasa. when she's rushing, i had to rush as well la. siap surat nak sign, siap itu, siap ini. kejar sana sini. kena make sure bila dia takde, things are well taken care off and apa2 wasiat dia nak tinggalkan, kita kena tahulah. kang takde la menganga bila orang tanya...

nak dijadikan citer, pagi tu adalah sorang supervisor ni called mintak copy of increment letters untuk staff dia. i pun inform la my bos and she said ok. sampai ke petang, sibuk punya pasal, terlupa la arakian kisah increment letters ni. bila my bos dah balik tetiba datanglah encik supervisor ini bertanyakan salinan-salinan yang telah dipinta. "er.. it's with shanthi la. she has gone home and it's locked in her drawer". and he said "i asked from morning you know". abes ko ingat dari pagi aku main congkak dengan batu seremban? nak marah dah ni.. tapi cool..... sebab dah time waktu balik..

besok paginya, sampai aje opis, datanglah si encik supervisor ini lagi, bertanyakan copiesnya itu. the same thing i said, "i dont have copies, and it's in shanthi's locked drawer." tak habis lagi ayat mek, dia dah menyampuk. "u're not being fair to me. i asked from yesterday morning. what about the people who has been waiting for the letters". then i answered la.. "okeh.. if i can suggest..." tak habislah lagi sekali ayat mek, dia dah berdum-dum walked away from me and said "i give you the letter, you open it and make copies.." apa ntah lagi dia cakap, maleh aku nak mendengar.

jap lagi dia datang balik with all the sealed envelope. he passed it to me. i took it, i put aside for a while because i need to jot a note down a fax copy and i headed to the workroom. photocopy machine ni pulak, baru nak panas enjin. lambatlah sikit setatnya. so i was humming. satu sebab dah panas hati ni. dua sebab mesin ni pulak lembab. tiga sebab mamat tu ada kat sebelah sebab nak tunggu i make the copies. memang sakit hati giler time tu...

after i done with the copies, i went back to my place. i took out some new envelopes and started to write down the staffs' names and put in the letters. and i strongly BELIEVE that supervisor didn't expect i would be doing that. why? simply because he was so arrogant to listen to my suggestion. i wanted to suggest that we open the sealed envelopes, let me make copies, then seal it back in a new envelope la. would anyone knew about it? NO! but since aku ni cuma sapa aje di mata dia, he arrogantly ignored my say. fine! tak guna cakap banyak dengan orang bodo. buat bodo lagi bagus.

then he blurted out that i was not being fair to him, he was disappointed, bla bla bla.. i could understand his disappointment because i was humming all the way. of courselah.. gua pun ada ego ma.. kang kot aku menjawab apa dia cakap, rasa2 akankah mungkin ada scene di opis itu? definite punyalah.. if i wasn't humming, i'd say something stupid as well. panas gelegak dalam hati ni tunggu masa aje nak meletop. tengok muka dia memang dah rasa nak baling bakul sampah dah. tapi itulah.. tak guna layan orang bodo. buat jadik bodo aje nanti.

done with the letter, he left. and satu surat tertinggal pulak kat workroom. so i repeated the same process, then i went to his room, without looking at him, i just put the letter on his table.

i could never look at him the say way again. we have been good friends. we talked about so many things. anak-anak, sastera, bahasa melayu, politik, and almost everything under the roof. but when it comes to things like this, as a department head, showing this kind of attitude. alahai... you dont get my respect lah.. your say is your pride & dignity. you have chosen to place yours under my foot. too bad!

for i dont know what reason, he chose to show his anger towards me infront of everybody else in the office. why didnt he say anything in the workroom when it was only me and him? why must he raised his voice and let everybody to listen to it? i'm not his daughter, i'm neither any students. i'm an office colleague -and i guess he fails to acknowledge it.

next thing i knew, he called marie - the receptionist who sat nearby my workstation. one thing, why call her in and try to explain yourself? because what you did was wrong! sebab tu ko cuba nak explain. betul? common sense lah.. kalo ape ko buat betul, why do you need to reason out? agree?

i had rows with my bos, my immediate bos. but we talked about it. we'll stop talking to each other for a while, then we'll sit and thrash everything out. that's why we have a good relationship. she's my bos, yes. and she's also my good friend.

ntahlah.. when things like this happen, rasa macam nak duk umah jaga anak aje. malas nak layan perangai orang. letih.... pangkat besar, tapi otak letak kat siku. belajar tinggi-tinggi, tapi failed to value other people's feelings. what a waste...


Wednesday, June 09, 2010

kemas umah


semenjak dua menjak ni macam malas la kemas umah. nape eh.... kalo nak kemas pun, asik dok kemas dapur aje. dapur aje yang nampak tersusun. living room sah-sah komfem macam kapal pecah dengan kain ampaian yang baru angkat, surat khabar, magazines, buku adam, comforter yang nak dihantar dobi, dinasor adam, pelbagai menda lagi lah... kalo petang2 time nak masuk umah tu, rasa macam nak kunci balik pintu, duduk kat luar aje. mujur aje petang kadang2 hujan, kadang2 panas terik...

apelah yang malas sangat ni....

kekadang rimas tengok banyak sangat barang. buku2 kami adalah banyak. buku citer la, komik lah, work books la... banyaklah buku. peh tu adam pulak, bila amik buku dia, berdebak jatuh buku2 yang lain. dia bukan ngemeh balik. bila dia letak balik buku tu pun, dia main letak aje... adoi.. geram aje... tapi maleh nak negor kan...

kat depan pun, barang adam jugak. mainan arkeologis dia tu lah.. time beli, seronok sangat. bila dah jumpa apa dia carik, tak heran de dengan mainan tu lagi. tercongoklah menda tu kat situ. buang karang, dia nak simpan. tak buang karang, cam tu lah... semak aje rasa.

barang kami pun boleh tahan juga. mana baca surat, situ ajelah letaknya. mana barang bawak balik daripada opis, situ ajelah tamat hayatnya. kot rajin, weekend ke, hari2 terjumpa ke, simpanlah surat2 tu. kalo tak, biarkan aje kat situ. sampai ada hati nak ngemas..

kami ada la plan.. nak make up umah tu sikit2. after all, we are not thinking about moving out dah. area sini best. neighbourhoodnya, walaupun dikelilingi makcik2, but we like it here. nak ke mana2 pun mudah. jalan aje kecik sikit, itu pun sebab satu umah ada lebih 3 keta. dan kawasan ni macam kawasan kampung. time raya meriah sebab sini kira kawasan umah parents2. kami aje cam org berdagang. nak sembang ngan memakcik ni pun kekadang tak baper reti. orang cakap lain, dia cakap lain. orang tanya apa kaba, dia jawab "makcik memang suka ternak ayam itik kerbau". hai la nasib...

nak mekap umah tu pun, modal kena ada. at the moment, kena buat selo-selo la. most important is bilik adam. nak kasik mood belajar kat dia. and nak suh dia suka lepak bilik dia. ni kalo nak tido, kena ayah or mama tidokan dia dulu (sampai mama & ayah pun tertido dengan dia) dalam bilik dia. peh tu bila alesya menangis dalam master bedroom baru bangkit alih tempat tido. next year adam dah darjah satu. kami pikir-pikir, biar dia ada semangat nak duduk bilik sendiri & ada meja sendiri untuk buat homework. skang ni duklah berlengkar depan tv sambil buat homework. itu pun kartun dah berapa kali tukar siaran, dia tak sudah jugak dengan homework dia...

nak buat semua sekali harung rasa tak larat lah.. biarlah buat sikit2. ada rezeki lebih, lebihlah buat. kalo tak, buat aje selo2. mintak-mintak menang peraduan dutch lady dapat umah dengan house make over. komfem mek pasang lampu lip lap ala2 pokok krismas kat tiang lampu tnb depan ni. meriah dek non....

barang yang berlambak kat umah ni ntah bila nak ditohokkan. letih dah tengok. printer, baju, almari. huish.. banyak betul. kot angkut semua pegi cash converter, dia layan tak? ngehnghengeh..

tak sabarnya nak tunggu baby bon-bon bulan 8 ni ...... oh baby bon-bon.. i'm waiting :D

Monday, June 07, 2010

keciknya dunia...


itu hari di opis...

fairuz: anne, weekend lepas ada tak orang kawin kat umah awak?
anne: ada...
fairuz: itu classmate saya, husni redza
anne: eh? putih-putih orangnya eh?
fairuz: ha'ah..
anne: itu kawan sekolah agama saya
fairuz: dia kawin orang kemansah
anne: eh? sapa eh?
fairuz: ntah.. saya tak ingat nama

recall balik gamba murni dengan ina dekat wedding yatie halim - husni redza

anne: ini ke wife husni? (tunjuk kat fairuz FB murni)
fairuz: ha.. betul la
anne: dia ni my schoolmate

sesuai betul... kecik aje dunia ni. pusing-pusing balik ke situ jugak..

husni = my kawan sekolah agama = kawan fairuz
yatie = bini husni = my schoolmate

heheheh..

saya sayang opis saya


besok bos takde. horey!!!! boleh bergembira, tepuk tangan sama2. hahaha.. tepuk tanganlah sangat! listing keje dia tinggalkan lebih daripada nombor tujuh. maknanya terkelepet jugaklah mek kat opis ni. ceh!

dah nak masuk 3 tahun keje kat iskl ni. best ke? mmmmm.. kekadang cam best. kekadang cam tak best sangat. environment in iskl is completely different from corporate enviroment - that's for sure. that's one reason why i favour iskl. we dont actually have the competitiveness spirit as in back stabbing - you die, i got the promotion type of attitude. it's more laid back, slow pace. it's good if you're settling. errr.... am i settling down? well, i guess so...

i mean.. what else would i want to look for? i have a supportive supervisor. we have a good bonding. friends are supportive too. well... you dont scratch my back, i dont scratch yours la kan? then faculty members and other students & parents are generally ok. i dont deal much with the parents & students, so i dont really know them. which is a good factor lah.. :D

my pay is good. my benefits are equivalent good. though, the perks are not as good as what most corporate companies are selling, but yes... i'm blessed with what ISKL is offering. by baby bon-bon is coming soon. i'm getting my festival bonus soon. next school year, insya Allah, i'll be getting my anniversary bonus. hoye! hoye! peh tu sangat flexible in iskl. cuti sekolah like this, we start at 8, we go home at 4. best kan? hehehehe...

apa lagi best kat iskl eh?

nak jamu mata tak payah jauh2. tengok students dengan parents aje dah cukup. agak2 nak tengok baywatch, tunggu parents US or mat saleh datang. nak tengok fancy2, tunggu parents korean datang. nak tunggu fesyen-apa-benda-ni-makcik, tunggu lah parents japan datang. serius best! sangat uptodate! terlebih aksi pun ada.. hahahaha...

satu je if i can say, tak best adalah tang minum2. sebab derang ni minum aje keje. ada apa2 occasion asik minum aje. first year i was here, derang suh mek arrange for minum2. bengong ke apa? manala mek tau wine tu ada baper kaler, rasa beer tu macam mana, baper ringgit setong ke bagai. tengokkan muka mek terpisat2, barulah derang terperasan, i was not the right person to handle food & beverage. kehkehkeh...

makan2 pun sentiasa ada kat sini. makan buka sekolah. makan tutup sekolah. makan itu, makan ini. makan aje. badan pun naik macam tong deram. skang kena scale down skit. kang tak muat pulak nak masuk pintu pagar tu. tapi.... charge kat kantin adalah seperti makan kat kantin US. giler mahal.. dia ingat bos bayar gaji dalam USD ke. roti canai sekeping adalah RM1.50. tanpa kuah okeh.. giler mahal......

bulan september adalah bulan paling bengang kat sini. since incident 9/11, sangat selalulah kami kena duk kat luar sebab prank call dari ntah sesapa kata ada bomb dalam school. derang ingat tak letih ke duduk berpanas kat luar? bergegas lari, menggelabah pikir nasib diri. yang tukang kol tu, ntah apa la dalam kepala otak dia tu. tension! kot mek dapatlah sapa2 yang buat kol tu, memang siaplah! akan ku masak gulai merah!

anyways, i look forward for many-many more years with iskl. i love it here. harap2 lama lagilah jodoh dengan iskl ni..

amin