ayah vs adam

ayah tengah mandi. adam tengah tengok tv. tiba2 tv tu takde gambo. jeritlah adam daripada ruang depan rumah kepada ayahnya di dalam bilik air itu. maka terjadilah komunikasi seperti di bawah:

adam: ayah.. kenapa tv tu?
ayah: ha? sapa kat pintu?
adam: bukan! bukan! tv tu saya salah tekan
ayah: ha? adam nak coco crunch? nanti ayah mandi dulu. lepas tu ayah amik.

hahahahaha

mama dalam bilik ni meleleh air mata dengar dua beranak ni berkomunikasi.

and i'm still laughing.. i couldnt stop.. hahahahhaa

happy (belated) birthday to adam

adam's birthday was on 12 june. we brought adam to langkawi on his birthday and had the celebration back at home on the 30 june. here are some pics by uncle hanyut.




"what? what?"

"blowwwwwwww"









"ayah tolonglah saya"

"mmm.. sedap kek ni"











"my shirt says it all :P"









"mama, ayah, thank you for the lovely birthday party. saya sungguh terharu"



we had a separate session for the family at nite. it was awesome!




"show me the toys and we'll share the cake, deal?"







"mama! tengok dimple ammar kat dahi"







"apa lu mau brader?"







- all of us -







introducing: de-tih, le-sue & a-damn-penat

incik-incik & puan-puan

saya dilahirkan sebagai manusia biasa saja. bapak saya bekas mat terap. mak saya masih menjadik misi. abg & adik saya pun manusia biasa jua. walaupun mereka lebih besar & hulk, tapi mereka masih juga manusia yg tidak ada kelebihannya.

oleh kerana fakta ini, ingin saya memberitahu bahawasanya saya tidak ada kelebihan kuasa jangkauan ke-enam, mahupun kuasa piskik. kuasa telepati pun tidak saya punyai. disebabkan ini, saya hanyalah manusia biasa. manusia yg ada juga perasaan & akal fikirannya.

di atas sebab-sebab yg tersebut di atas, ingin saya tegaskan bahawasanya saya tidaklah boleh menduga atau menjangka bila dan kat mana anda nak setop keta dan jua bila mana masa anda nak kona kan keta anda itu.

saya akui, keta anda cantik. berkilat-kilat. berkilau-kilau warnanya. kaler biru ada, merah ada, hijau ada. pendek kata sumer kaler ada lah. keta saya takdelah cantik mana. belakang dah ada kaler cokelat sebab langgar pagar. satu belah dah kemek sikit sebab ada org langgar. peh tu tempat bukak pintu tu pun dah dua kaler silver, dua kaler hitam. iye.. keta saya tak lawa..... memang keta anda sangaaaat cantik. dan lagi cantik kalo tak kena langgar kan? yelah... kalo kena langgar kang, dah tak comei. herot bonet, kemek bumper. ish.. huduhlah bak katanya. jadik apa kata..... trigger la signal tu bila2 masa incik-incik & puan-puan nak ke mana2. tak kena bayaran pun. extra charge apa tah lagi.. nak ke kiri, ke kanan, tariklah batang signal tu. ha.. senang kan?

cuba ingat2 balik... taim beli keta tu pun mesti beli full spec kan? full spec tu mesti masuk sekali signal kan? ha.. mana ada extra charge.. tipu ni... dia bagi complementary je tu.. pakailah. rugi tak pakai. kang derang kata keta derang tak reach international standard pulak. anda anda2 juga yg ngutuk.. cian keta tu..

akhir kata, sayangilah keta anda.

sekian,
terima kasih

learning curves - gemma townley

my 3rd book of the month. yippieee..

azizi ali read more or less 3 books a month. so did i. he's already a millionaire. and me? uh.. millionaire in the making? hehehee.. insya Allah

this book was pretty interesting. couldn't stop what i've started.

it was about jennifer bell. parents, george bell & harriet keller separated when jen was 13. harriet was a gossip lover and george was a workaholic.

yada.. yada.. yada..

jen broke up with gavin and found new love with her MBA lecturer, daniel peterson.

harriet and george finally remarry after george saved harriet's firm.

tsunami, acheh and indonesia were some of the facts mentioned in this book.

uh.. kinda hard for me to elaborate more about this book. ala-ala cerekarama aziz m osman pun ada. sapa nak baca, royaklah. saya beri pinjam.

*******

i had a chat with my friend today. her ym was something like this:

i was so angry with my hubby & maid
i saw a pic of my maid
naked
in my camera

i was speechless. i got nothing to say. i was trying to figure out some good sentences, but i just couldn't.

how could a husband have the heart do such thing? and to make things worst, the pic was taken in HER own bedroom. and in one of the pictures, has her husband's foot.

this particular lady is actually a cyber friend. with Allah's will, we got very well connected to each other.

not long ago, she has lost her first child - on hari raya. and now, the husband is playing the horse in the lubang. she? buntu already

i suggested her to bring the matter to the nearest pejabat kadi. bring along the copies of the pictures. seek advise from them.

she loves her marriage and couldn't bring the matter to that level

i asked made for his opinion. he'll do as what i suggested. reason? the hubby had betrayed her trust, with somebody who has been living with them.

if i were her? ntah.. i just can't think of any. perhaps i'll be in her condition too. to weak to speak or rather to make any decisions.