i was pissed off this morning with these two morons whose driving a honda accord and a S70 volvo. they were on tidal flow route kat elevated highway with 30kmph. kilometer per hour tiga puluh saja. oh! why waste monies to buy those highly-branded-kononnya-banyak-laju-punya-kereta when u only wanna go 30kmph? 2 cars with a horsepower more than my waja perkasa kelabu terkedek² di jalan raya. aduhai... people! please! do something!! they are abusing the jalan raya yg dibina oleh JKR untuk kemudahan semua org di bandaraya kosmopolitan ini... tolong! tolong!
did i mentioned that the honda's driver is having his sweet talk on his handphone? aaa.. see.. handphone sammo..
end of story.
i'll be having my hari raya whoop-de-do this coming saturday. why am i so excited eh? mmmm...
end of story.
have u people been listening to the fly? yesterday's story-mory was on mistakes on the signage. and one caller had this experience. he went for a mamak stall. the mamak has this "roti hanian" on the menu. curiousity hit the caller. he called the mamak.
caller: mamak!
mamak: apa mau order?
caller: itu roti hanian itu apa?
mamak: ayoyo.. itu pun tarak tau ka?
caller: apa itu?
mamak: itu roti sama itu bawanglah. itu cakap org putih jugaklah
well well well.. what to say.. that's how we malaysian talk right? f**k up becomes pak u.. what else? nickle replaces nipple <-- that's mine ok.. harharhar..
cucu uwan has been tersangap for so many times today.. now she wants to go and sangap sammo.. ta!
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