Wednesday, December 19, 2007

small water and big water

some call it wee-wee. some call it as pee-pee. and even shee-shee. i sometimes call it cecen, or she-sheng or at times, tenching. kurang segan silu sikit, adalah org yang panggil kencheng. commonly known as buang air kecik la. any others or not?

for the other type of "water", some call it yayak. i call it as simple as it is.. berak. hahhaha.. sometimes, when my manja2 mood comes, then it'll sound a little nicer la.. berak ucuk (uh.. what makes the different rite?)

back to what i want to ask you all.. when you do the small thing business, do you all do it as it is no body else's business or do you do it shy-shy one? yup-yup.. i know. what kind of question la this lady bringing out.. this lady got nothing else to ask or what.. let me assure you that this question is made only for the sake of asking ok... nothing personal and i hope i dont offend anyone.

the thing is.. i know some of you mite be shy a bit in the four-walls- little-cubicle where you tend not to let others hear you are shee-shee'ing. rite or not? and you go shee-stop-shee-stop-shee-stop... kan? kan? kan? and some of you can just let it go thinking that no body couldn't be bother about it.. and you go ttttttzzzzzzzzzzzz with a little "ah" when you're done.. betul tak?

hahaha.. sorrylah.. i had this thing on my mind since yesterday. i was in this hotel. and i was really in need for some personal time. when i'm in a very nice hotel or public toilet, i tend to be a little shy in the toilet. shee-shee also shy2. whereas at the same time i could hear my next door neighbour shee-shee like the ultraman firing the raksaksa.. bzzzzzzzzzz.. and the raksaksa dies.. hahaha.. walawei.. she could kill the germs lah, i tell u.. bulleyes punya!

and earlier that day, i was in a public toilet belongs to this govt office. there was a very nice looking lady went into the toilet before me. this lady, who chosen to be in the cubicle next to me went bzzz-silent-bzzz-silent-bzzz-silent-ahhh..

so i was just wondering about you guys la.. how you "perform" eh? hehehehhee

i remember the first time ever that i had to use a toilet without salur getah. it was in glenmarie. i pandang kiri, pandang kanan, thinking.. "macam mana nak basuh ni?" then i turned on this pipe, next to the basin. next thing i knew, habis basah my pants sebab the water shot out from inside the basin itself. at that time, i couldnt be bother pun.. i was only 12, i think.. hehehehe.. basah oso no harm to me :) if it's going to happen to me now, i think i'll sue the inventor. hahahaha

another thing is... what do you do when doing ur "big water" time? i know some will be enjoying reading magazines, comics, newspapers, etc. some will be sms'ing. some will be doing some business proposal. rite? ala.. dont lie la.. i know one.. hahahaha..

when i know i'll be having "hard" time with my "big water" i tend to bring along anything to read. most of the time will be my catalogues la. i dont like sitting there, having some hard time and i cant do much. it's hard being a multi-tasker, isn't it?

hey.. that's just me.. tell me about you la.. apa macam? berani ka?

10 comments:

muadzlife said...

aiyaaa..shy2 lar to tell...but always try to avoid the public one...susah wooo...hahahhaaha

anne rafei said...

eylla: hahahaha.. public ones in klcc best woo.. the premier one. pay rm2, can share with your little ones some more. :)

julie77 said...

hahah..weh mana nk tau kot yg bzzzt..silent..bzzzt..silent to have difficulty time nk wee2..kalo susah kencing org pggl apa ek? kalo susah berak org pggl sembelit kan?

anne rafei said...

julie: difficulty? well. probably jugak. but stillllllllll la kan? panggil apa eh? kenlit? semcing? semkencinglit? hahahhaa

...$weE+ 666... said...

siot anne! entry camni pun ada ke??? kuakakakaka... meh sini aku nak buat pengakuan straight to ampang point... aku kalau line clear aku kencing tzzzzzzzzzzzt jer la... kalau senyap sunyi suasana sekeliling, mau la terbantut-bantut kan... ko plak? tak citer pun... chet! porah!

kalau yak cuk plak, slalunyer skejap jer aku dah abis bisnes. jarang la lelama... aku tak suka dok kat toilet lelama... aku tak faham cemana org bleh dok lelama... hahahaha...

neomesuff said...

WOoahhh.....cool gilerrrr entry nih. ..and so..if i am at the public toilet..where the cubible setup u can hear how u poo n pee..if theres the long pipe i actually shoot the water into the toilet bowl so no obvious sound is made hehe..if theres no water to 'shoot' hehe..oh well...i need to i need to go lahhhh

anne rafei said...

z: aku cite pe.. cuba baca balik..

anne rafei said...

kak nomi: yelah kak.. when there's the need, kena pegi, kena pegi jugaklah kan? muahahaha

Diana Ishak said...

nice entry,:)
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muehehehe.

anne rafei said...

green apple: hahahaha. express donlod. cam naik ketapi je