Oxford Dictionary's latest definition says

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Heart : A toy you can play and could easily broke but the original shape is still remain

Player: A person with thousand skills of cheating to win the survival game.

Love: 1) A game where you can fool and can be fooled. 2) A vision of blind eyes.

Email: A field we can shoot each other and die without bleeding.

SMS: A highway to start and end-up relationship.

Hand phone: Accessory to show-off, but normally not capable for outgoing call

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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anybody watch dr. house?

i dun know why. but i like this fella. dr. gregory house. kerek-ter kuwang hasam dia tu cam best. and i like it when he breaks the rules. tak taulah kalo ada doc kat sini cenggitu.. heheheh.. first time tengok citer ni, i thought he would have the difficulties in saying all those medical terms, this and that.. i pun terpikiolah baper kali kena cut & action. peh tu i terpikio balik.. "alah.. kalo salah pun tak de mananyer org tau.. dia cakap dah la laju" kan? heheheheh.. then i tengok, kaki dia, kensiannyer dia.. baper lama lah dia kena blakon cenggitu.. peh tu last week punya series, i terperasan his shoe.. mmmm.. that's not a normal person punya kasut. so hari ni barulah i pegi ke http://www.axnasia.com . kisahnyer.. memanglah dia sakit.. ahaks...

cucu uwan: "marilah kita tengok citer ini kawan². syiok ko... setiap selaso, seploh malam... balik terawih tu teruslah tengok tv nuuuuu...."