Parkir

Tadi kami keluar pi kedai.  Bila balik tu, ada satu kereta parking depan umah kami.  Memula kami honk.  But since we managed to park our car under the porch, we let the pakcik enjoy the minum-minum at our neighbour's house.  Hari raya ni, toksah nak berkira sangatlah.......  

Petang tadi pulak, abang dan adik main kat bawah porch.  I pun sajalah nak pi intai depa.  Alih-alih ternampak ada satu kereta putih parking depan rumah.  

"Keta sapa tu, Dam?"

"Dont know.  But the pakcik say if we want to go out, call lah"

"Mana nombor dia?"

"Dia tak bagi pun...."

Eh-eh..  What la...

Ok.  Tak kisah.  Bukannya kami nak ke mana pun.  I went inside.  

10 minutes later, I went out again to check on the kids.  Aik...!  Keta dah beralih depan umah jiran.  

Ini adalah funny.  In the first place, depan umah jiran tu kosong lontong, yang dia nak parking jugak depan umah kita ni ha, pasaipanya?  Apa yang best sangat parking depan umah orang ni?  

Pernahlah satu masa ketika itu.  My friend came to visit.  Kebetulan the neighbour's friend came to visit too and they parked infront of my house.  They were chit-chatting at the car.  So, my friend injaklah ke depan, dengan harapan they will move a little bit so that she can park infront of my house.  They ignored!  Uih..  Paneh hati makcik.....  So, I had to tell them off lah.  

"Boleh parking ke depan sikit?  Kawan saya nak parking depan rumah saya"

Then only they moved.  Dengan jelingan, okeh?  And yet, parking depan umah dia adalah kosong lontong.  

Maybe sebab depan umah saya ni ada tiang lampu.  Sedap sikit nak bersidai.  Boleh.  Sidailah sampai lebam.  But spare some respect to tuan rumah, cannot izit?

Farkinglah you!  Oopps!

As-salam