what a DAY!

i woke up at 5.47am and i slept again, and woke up again at 6.10am.

then i couldn't find my handphone. at the side of my bed, under the pillow, in the kitchen, anywhere. i even tried to call, but the line was unavailable. so my mind started to unwind.

we spent our evening in kak ti's house. i sent and received sms. i recall receiving latest sms in the car, on our way back home. that was because alesya alerted me, "mama.. mama.. mama" and refused to stop until i checked on my phone. i remember got down from the car, trying to locate where had the kucing berak this time because the bau was soooooo busuk. i remember looking back at the car. i know i didn't drop my handphone. i got in, and i reached for magazines while laying on the bed. i didn't want to access to my FB as i know i'll be carried away. then i slept with alesya.

ok. that was so far that i can recall on my handphone.

my morning continued. i got into the car with adam's phone. i asked made to send budak-budak punya bakul later as i was running short of time. i reached opah's house, i passed alesya to her, i started my car again, and suddenly the indicator started to made noise and showed "coolant level too low". aik?? semalam dah isi air. aiyo.. i drove with the temperature of the car suddenly hiked to 90 and the blinking next to it didn't go off. i called made. he wanted to come over, but i told him, i'll ask hairul to look after it. Now, kereta la pulak...

i reached my destination and my mind was still on the phone. where could it be? i remember looking at the phone and i saw the battery has 44% to dead end. so i should have enough until i recharge it in the office the next day. but how come it was off? made called kak ti, and she said there was no sign of my phone. alah...

hairul called me and said he's free to check on the car. so we went. i showed him the indicator and the blink-blink i had. next 15 minutes, we spent on trying to find the unlock button for the bonnet!!! siap bukak car manual book okeh?!! so you out there.. 101 lesson is to find your car front bonnet's button. do not assume everything is under the pilot's chair or on the dashboard. from the manual we learnt that my car's bonnet button is at the co-pilot's door. hebat! hebat! kereta perancis ni memang hebat!!!! as hairul trying to open the bonnet, he saw a cap. a cap to what, everybody? YES!!! the cap for the coolant. my dearest husband has forgotten to cap it back after he poured half a bottle of spritzer mineral water into the coolant bottle (or whatever it may be called)yesterday. at this point, i tell you; i'm half exhausted thinking of what's going to happen next. but syukran jazeelan that we found the cap and the coolant indicator did not make any noise when i drove off to pick up adam.

later, i was late to pick up adam. there was an accident along ulu kelang highway and one stupid honda drove at 30km/h on the fast lane. ntah apa yang dia syok sangat bawak keta sebegitu lembab di kala orang nak cepat ni. i arrived adam's school about 10 minutes later than my usual time. adam's first question was "mama.. why were you late?". no appropriate answer for now. then he showed me his next two results. english dapat A. bahasa arab dapat B. ok. there goes his chance in getting and iPad. he was frustrated. sian anak mama.. well... as i was speaking to made just now, we probably will still buy him an iPad kot. kesian dekat dia duduk kat rumah opah tu takde entertainment. kalau ada budak sama baya tak pelah jugak. anyhow, we'll think more about it.

started my second half for my with a call from a colleague asking me to check on the tax payment that i made for the sub teachers back in june, july this year. apparently there was a hick up and we might have to pay penalty. adoh!!!!!!!! i didn't look at the files immediately. and i hoping for the payment had be made and there was a mistake in the account. nak mengadap bos lagi.. at that moment, i lost count of my adoi already!

thought on handphone came again. sayangnya gambar-gambar alesya and adam... mmmmm....

then i received a phone call. that time, i was.. "ok.. apa lagi ni?" this colleague is submitting the teacher's absence list. despite emailing it to me, she asked the dispatch to hand carry and told me that the signed copy will reach me on wednesday. i told her, an email will do. after the boss has signed it, then only she can pass the listing the me, in hard copy. her argument was "nanti u nak tengok hardcopy". haloo! how stupid can you be? i cannot print from the email lah?? ahhhh fine.. suka hati kaulah!!

i did this and that, then i thought, might as well check the tax file now and report it to my boss. i checked and double checked and i was at fault. ya allah! beratnya dugaan untuk hari ni. i was trying to find the courage to talk to my boss when she told me that she has a closed door meeting and please do not disturb. and i saw the meeting attendees, i could sense her tense! alamak...... till the end of my working hours, i was not able to catch her. she was still in a tensed meeting as i walked out of the office door.

the traffic was building up in front of the school so i took jalan belakang and exit at the china embassy. i made a u-turn and yes, i know the lampu was red. and this honda (or toyota) memula macam nak bagi masuk, tak alih lepas tu nak marah-marah and showed me the red light. kecohlah lu apek!!! lu nak jalan, jalan ajelahhhhhh.. lu pun potong jalan orang lain, nak cakap banyak. ok. panas hati part ke... mmmm.. berapa ntah..

arrived melawati to send alin's parcel. singgah the stationery shop to get the bubble envelope. first budak kedai tu tak paham apa menda bubble envelope. second, i requested for the right size to fit in the kotak, dia boleh mendengus pulak. alahai dek....... i've had enough dah ni dek....

now, address dapat, poskod pulak takde. so i thought, the people in the post office would be able to assist. after all, they are working in the POST OFFICE kan? i got to pinjam the manual poskod book, carik punya carik, takde pulak jalan dr. nazrin shah. hish! i asked the guy at the poslaju counter, "saya carik poskod jalan dr. nazrin shah, takde. can u help me?".

"saya boleh carik poskod aje kak, nama jalan saya tak tau"

"yelah.. saya ada nama jalan. she's staying at the impiana hotel. but i do not have her postcode"

"call la dia"

"she didn't know neither. she is not a local"

"saya tak boleh tolonglah kak"

bodoh eh? rasa nak lempang aje budak itu. bukan ko keje kat POST OFFICE? bukan ko boleh check online ke?

pemalas!

so i made the decision as i said "she needs the parcel urgently, you tell me what postcode do you want me to fill in?"

"akak letak ajelah 30000"

see..... seeeeeee...... he can give me a number. and as i glanced back at the postcode book, perak punya poskod starts with 30xxx. so he basically has an idea and he could have suggested to me rather than boiled up the angry birds inside me. kan??? ok............. the charge was rm7.30. i gave him rm50. i heard the "huh". i have the precise rm7.30, but for that guy, lantak kau lah!

i picked up the kids. oh! lupa nak cerita. lepas pick up adam from school tadi, dia mengadu gigi sakit. gigi is up to cabut already. and 2 gigi. hahaha..

parked kereta. masuk rumah. lock everything. started the washing machine. then i told adam, "can you look after adik for me? i want to search for my phone".

"ok mama.. i'll help you"

first, the nearest pillow. raba-raba. takde.

second, the side of the bed. again. handphone takde. rm100 ada. duit si ad la kot. ok. rezeki.

third, i saw cecelia ahern's story book. my thought - bila pulak aku baca buku ni. i lifted it up and.....

tadaaaaaaa

my phone!!!!!

alhamdulillah!!!!

now i'm hungry. baru perasan makan roti aje pagi tadi. letih memikirkan nasib badan. ok. now nak makan, mandi, solat, bersyukur + berdoa panjang sikit hari ni, and tido.

now, i am COMPLETELY exhausted..

u think my day has settled?

no!!!!!

as i finished typing, published my post, getting ready to step into the toilet. azan maghrib berkumandang. and i have not solat asar!!!

ok.. i want my bantal, and i want to sleep. i dont want anything to happen on october 31, 2011 anymore. nope. nope. i'm done.

i want to sleep

but i'm hungry.

aloh....

i'm soooooooooooooo into baking

dont ask me to cook. i'm not a good cook. siang ikan pun saya tak reti. potong bawang ok sikit. nama ikan fel. saya tak pandai letak garam dalam masakan. and the list will go on and on..

but i love to bake. depends ada masa atau takde aje.. most of the time, ada aje masa tu. hahaha..

hari ni saya sangat-sangat suka hati sebab saya dah pandai (sikit) smooth kan icing on the cake. jenuh tengok youtube dan baca tips sana sini. alhamdulillah...

ha.. tengoklah..

cantikkan? hahahahha...

because of this baking interest, made bagi saya kata dua. nak jual tupperware atau nak jual cake. so, as you can see... i'm no longer selling tupperware. kalo nak kek dalam tupperware boleh... hehehe..

jemputlah ke byannerafei.com untuk maklumat lanjut.

standby mode

hari ni dapat lagi exam papers adam. another 2 As in hand. another 2 papers to go..

now, mama & ayah kena standby pecah tabung ayam.

wohooooooo......

Two As

Adam excitedly showed me his exam papers as soon as he got into the car today.

2As as at today and he's in the running of an iPad. Yay!!

Adam asked me just now, "Mama, if I have all A's but only one B, how?"

"You get two rotans"

"Even if I have all other A's?"

"Aup"

"Alah..... If I have all F?"

"You'll be sleeping in the toilet"

"Alah.. Worst!"

Hahaha...

kuat beno gamaknya bunyi kipas kat umah saya eh.... hehehe

Opah bercerita...

Baru-baru ni Opah bercerita pasal ada mamat naik motor cuba nak mencuri barang depan umah dia di tengahari buta. Mujur budak-budak ni nampak and alerted her.

Lepas tu, dia cerita pulak pasal neighbour dia yang kena rompak waktu hujan lebat. Jiran dia tengah bukak pagar, datang orang tanya alamat. Rupa-rupanya orang tu nak merompak.

Lepas tu dia sambung lagi cerita ada orang curi kereta anak saudara neighbour dia yang datang beraya. Pagi dalam pukul 2, dia perasan beberapa orang tolak kereta anak sedara tu, tapi dia tak dela fikir apa-apa. Besoknya, baru dia tau cerita..

Sekarang saya ketakutan. Berdebar-debar sentiasa bila balik dari keje.

Yang mereka ni pun, apa yang seronok sangat mencuri dan merompak tu? Dahlah menyusahkan orang. Tambah dosa lagi. Hishhhhh!!!!!

Tapi heran eh... Used car berlambak-lambak tu, tanak pulak dia curi. Kenderaan yang orang nak pakai tu la yang dia nak aim.

Ya Allah! Mintak dijauhkanlah daripada dugaan yang sebegini. Amin..

Len macam

Eh... Snooze button dah lain??

Eh... Bila pulak ada download reminder dengan video application ni??

Eh... Apasal gamba jadik macam besar aje ni?

Eh... Mana pegi facebook??

Oooohhhhhhhh!!!!! Sudah upgrade iOs5.

Hehehe...

it's a deal!

Mama: if you got all A's in your final exam, we'll buy you an iPad

Adam: alahhhh.... What if I have 1 B?

Mama: then you get only the iPhone cover

Adam: alah! Only? If 2 B's?

Mama: i'll bring you to the chicken rice shop

Adam: yay!! I like it


Alamak! Salah offer la pulakkk...

she's my mother too..

We spent last weekend in the Gleneagles Resort Medical Centre. Kids are getting better and now mama pulak terbatuk-batuk. They were admitted since Thursday after having fever for quite a while. Doc believed they were having the same viral fever but were attacked differently. Adam on his lung and Alesya on her big round tummy. Hehe..

We were ready to pack up and go home when I suddenly had a text message:

“my mom dah x de”

A simple text and yet the impact was hard. It was from Ayu, a good friend from my primary years.

The memory started to reminisce.

She, knew I like soto. And will without fail had me on her mind whenever she has a pot of soto on her kitchen top.

She, cared about me and she knew where had I been, what had I been doing – without seeing me for a while.

She, is Ayu’s mother.

Makcik passed away peacefully yesterday at about 3pm dan telah selamat dikebumikan selepas Maghrib semalam juga.

Now, I feel ralat sebab, this year; somehow I didn’t go to her house for hari raya. Her house is a must in our Hari Raya visiting list. Tapi entah.. Kenapa tak sampai… Bukannya jauh pun.

Ralat jugak sebab every now and then, bila balik dari AEON or whenever I pass through her house, I had the thought of visiting her, but yet.. I kept on procrastinating.

And yesterday, I did visit her, but when I can no longer salam and bergurau senda. I can no longer have a taste of her cooking. I can no longer feel her warmth and motherly cares.

I am missing Makcik already L

Ayu, whenever you’re reading this, it’s not you alone dear… I lost a mother; she is like my mother too…

You take care Ayu, dear..

And Makcik, semoga Allah tempatkan Makcik di sisiNya dan di tempatkan bersama mereka yang disayangiNya. Amin. Al-fatihah

kenapa tak doa panjang jodoh?

ada orang tanya soalan gitu lepas saya post jodoh kita. macam mana nak kata eh... mmm.. ginilah ye...

dulu masa saya bercinta dengan first love saya, kami kejap putus, kejap sambung. masa tu, saya selalu doa minta panjangkan jodoh saya dengan dia. sebab first love ma... mestilah sayang lebih... lepas putus cinta pun, dia masih baik dengan saya. dia masih ambil berat pasal saya. dia berbangga dengan kawan-kawan, malahan dengan isterinya juga; yang saya ni first love dia. bangga kan? tapi kami tak penah berpeluang to build up another relationship. bila lihat kehidupan dia sekarang, saya rasa bersyukur dengan ketentuan Illahi. dia aktif berpersatuan, merokok (maaf kata), selalu beraktiviti dengan kawan-kawan. saya ni pulak pasif dan manja. saya tak rasa saya boleh coop dengan lifestyle yang macam tu. so i made a conclusion. Allah dengar permintaan saya. Dia panjangkan jodohkan saya, tapi saya takkan dapat bersatu dengan dia tapi persahabatan saya dengan dia masih berkekalan.

ok. settle satu kisah.

lepas tu saya bercinta dengan bekas tunang saya. ok.. in between adalah lelaki lain ok.. tapi macam cinta monyet gitulah... ala.. macam la you all takde... elehhhh... :P

saya bercinta dengan dia 5 tahun. dah bertunang bagai. tapi tak juga sampai berkahwin. sama juga dengan first love tadi, saya selalu berdoa panjangkanlah jodoh saya dengan dia ni. kami pernah putus sekejap dan keadaan saya adalah horrible. berkat doa, dia kembali tapi, saya rasa tak serasi lagi. kami berusaha, tapi tak menjadi juga. sekali lagi, pelamin anganku musnah. saya rasa ada juga kebaikannya untuk kami tidak bersama. sebabnya? er.. biar ajelah saya yang tahu. hehehehe.. berbanding first love saya, yang ni ketegaq, hati batu sikit. tak nak berhubung langsung. marah benar la agaknya kat saya. tapi takdir Tuhan tu menjadikan teknologi sebagai mode of communication. apa orang sekarang panggil? facebook? ha.. itulah dia...

so when i met made, saya rasa takut nak berdoa panjangkan jodoh saya dengan dia. mula-mula ada jugak. lepas kawin, saya fikir.. jodoh ni ketentuan Yang Maha Esa. jika kataNya habis, putuslah kita. apa yang penting untuk saya adalah rumahtangga yang dirahmati dan diberkatiNya. apa yang saya mahu adalah kesejahteraan dan kebahagiaan rumahtangga saya. saya rasa itu lebih penting. kan?

this is my thought, my personal thought; Allah dengar setiap permintaan hambaNya. jadi bila saya berdoa minta dipanjangkan jodoh, Dia makbulkan. tapi kita hanya merancang, Dia yang menentukan. Dia panjangkan jodoh saya, tapi at the same time, Dia menduga saya. in a way, wanting to tell me, "jodoh itu pilihan saya dan adalah doa saya, tapi bukan yang terbaik untuk saya". jadi Dia berikan saya pilihan. dan saya yang menentukan pilihan saya.

pendapat saya mungkin tak sama dengan you all. i appreciate the feedback and i value the advise that was sent in. rasa sangat disayangi gitu..

Terjemahan versi Adam

"Mama, next week I have kepujian"

"Hah?!! Kepujian tu apa?"

"Kepujian lah. Examination"

"Oh!!! Ujianlah...."

Mak is 58!

Semalam birthday mak. Hari Jumaat confirm sudah mak retire. Bengang aje dia bila PM announced retirement age naik 60 tahun. Hehehehe...

Takpelah mak... Nanti boleh duduk umah jaga cucu eh? Boleh gaduh-gaduh manja dengan bapak. Okeh? Hahaha...

Semalam takde la celebrate apa sangat. Bawak mak makan kat chicken rice shop aje. Hajat nak ke cozy. Tapi for sure la nanti cucu-cucu dia tak reti nak makan apa. Nak kata perut melayu, ok aje kalo makan mekdi. Mmm...

While we were there, at one point tu, mak nak ke watson. Saya temanlah. Nak dijadikan cerita, cashier tu bersembang pulak dengan kawan dia yang datang beli barang. Lepas tu entertain pulak customer yang datang lepas kami. Marahla ini orang sebelah saya. And she commented "kalau staff mak, siaplah kena ni". I couldnt bring myself to say anything. I wanted to tambah garam a bit. But another part of me said "mak ni lupa gamaknya dia dah takde staff". Hehe..

Or could she be in denial? Hahahahaha... Najib la niii.... Lambat sangat buat announcement.

Hahahaha...

Happy birthday mak!! Best wishes & many happy returns :D

As I was browsing my photo album in this phone I realized I did not have much pics of mak. So, hows this picture? Cantekkan mak saya? Hehehehe

bercanda bersama adam & alesya

i was on leave yesterday as opah had to bring her daughter for a minor surgery. i didn't want to spend the day in the house. it'll be boring. so i brought them out. me alone and the kids. and i survived!! yay!!!!

both me and alesya went out at 11.45am to pick up adam from school. from there, we went ahead to klcc. adam wanted to buy toys. a'ah.. macam dah takde toys kat umah.. i told adam. if - we couldn't find any parking, we have to adjourn to another shopping mall. GE mall & ikea was listed. after 10 minutes we got a very nice parking. right in front of the entrance door at P2. horey!!!!

rupanya ada isetan members' sale. patutlah parking penuh! i told adam that i need to top up the touch and go card. then we can go round and round and wherever he wants to go. first stop was at the swatch shop. adam has been wanting to buy a watch. orang dah pandai tengok jam ni kan.. so i thought, oklah. after all, dia kena jugak ada jam some day. bought one watch for him then we went to marks & spenser to get some cookies. thinking that we arrived during lunch hour thus, most food restaurants would be full. true enough that we have to wait for another 40-45 minutes to get into chillis. so... toys-r-us we went. nothing in braunbuffel that interest me, though they were having a 50% sales after 3 years. nothing in mothercare too. except for the moist tissue that later i found another one hidden nicely in alesya's bag. we arrived chillis after 45 minutes. i thought the kids were hungry so i ordered such a huge meal. completely forgotten that they had 2 bags of cookies. adoi!

alesya was all wet. air botol sudah tumpah atas stroller. baju semua basah. lucky i brought an extra baju. tapi nak carik kids' changing room susahnya la.. ada satu aje kat concourse level. bertuah betul. nasib baik selesa. then off we go.. adam ada sekolah agama pulak lepas tu..

tadi dalam keta dah tukar baju nak ke klcc. now tukar baju nak ke sekolah agama pulak. best kan keta i? boleh jadik bilik salin baju lagi. hahah..

belum kuar parking klcc lagi, alesya dah tidur. alhamdulillah. tak meragam langsung. tak merengek. tak mintak dokong. makan elok aje. tak melompat-lompat. ok, lepas ni kita gi jalan-jalan lagi eh dik?

singgah tuttifruti, then to al-manar. sampai dah awal sangat. tapi budak adam sibuk nak turun. sebab apa? sebab dia nak bagitau kawan-kawan dia dia sampai awal. haha.. tapi sebenarnya dia nak show off jam baru dia. hahahahahaha.. bertuah betul!

soon after, aireil & kak an sampai. orang lain takde, so kami pegi lepak fullhouse, wangsa walk. minum-minum, kul 7pm baru balik.

begitulah kisah saya dan anak-anak di hari cuti saya. best jugak eh lepak dengan budak-budak ni. selagi tak buat hal ok lah. bila dia dah buat perangai tu, rasa nak kerat 14 je hati ni. hehehe..

jodoh kita

saya selalu bagitau made..

seandainya kami berpisah kerana putusnya jodoh kami, saya tidak mahu apa-apa daripadanya. cuma berikan saya anak-anak saya. itu saja harta paling berharga yang saya ada. saya tak halang andai dia ada jodoh yang lain. bagi saya, takde guna juga menghalang hati orang bila hati dia pada saya dah takde. saya penah ada di keadaan itu, satu masa dulu. jadi tak guna nak sakitkan beberapa hati untuk menyenangkan hati sendiri. dia boleh, insya Allah; dapat anak yang lain. saya cuma ada yang dua itu saja. biarlah yang dua itu saja jadi sebahagian pahit manis hidup saya.

seandainya kami berpisah kerana kehendak Ilahi, saya mahu dia cari pasangan yang lain yang MAMPU bukan sahaja menjaga dia, tapi juga MAMPU jaga permata hati saya yang dua itu. dan jika ada peluangnya, carilah yang kemampuannya berganda daripada saya. dua orang itu sahaja harta saya yang amanahkan untuk dia jaga.

dalam doa saya, saya jarang minta dipanjangkan jodoh saya dengan made. saya cuma berdoa agar rumahtangga kami dirahmati dan diberkati. dan semoga kebahagiaan dan kesejahteraan rumahtangga kami kekal ke akhir hayat.

amin...

Tanya sama pokok

"Mama.. Tomorrow I have an audition for choir. Teacher wants to select only 15 students. I volunteered"

"Good for you. What song are you going to sing?"

"Tanya sama pokok"

"Good! Let me hear you sing"

"I dont know"

"What do you mean you dont know?"

"Err.. I cannot remember the song"

"So, how are you going to sing the song tomorrow?"

"Errr.... I'm not so sure"

So, whats the use of technology, ye tak? I turned on youtube on my phone and had Adam listened to the song. And by the time I posted this, Adam is now perfecting his performance.

Way to go Adam!!

Hati ini..

Sayu
Terluka
Pasrah
Redha
Tabah

Insya Allah...

Mari belajar vocab dengan Alesya

Mama = mama

Ayah = yaya

Abang = ba

Atok = to

Nenek = nene

Susu = shushu

TV = bibi

Baby = bibi

Barney = bo

Belon = bo

Nasik = shi

Kencing = shi

Opah = pa

Kakak = kaka

Alesya = aaaa

Boboiboy = bobo

Habis = bi

Jatuh = toh


Sehingga update yang akan datang. Sekian, terima kasih :)

Bon voyage Izyan

Izyan is my mok teh's daughter. Mok teh is my father's younger sister. Therefore, Izyan Zahirah is my cousin :)

Izyan is leaving for Mesir tomorrow. Continuing her studies in medic.

Yesterday, we had a kenduri doa selamat for Izyan's safe journey and the best of her stay.

Insya Allah, we'll see again in 6 years (or next year; if she comes back for hari raya).

All the best Yan. Gonna miss you.

Mmmm... Why am I teary? I guess the "feeling old" is creeping in oredi.. Haha!!

housewife proposal (version 1.0)

isteri: kalo i duk umah, kita tak payah pakai dua keta la eh?

suami: mm.. ok jugak

isteri: jimat sikit dok?

suami: ha'ah. ada la sikit

isteri: so, i boleh benti keje?

suami: of courselah no

isteri: alah.......

REJECT!

life routine on a typical work day

5am - wake up, prepare breakfast for adam, washing dishes, clean up

(alternative: lipat kain, ironing)

6am - prepare myself to work (read: mandi)

7am - MUST start the car and out to Opah's house

(latest by 7:10am. otherwise, lepak dengan encik jem)

- reach office and start another routine schedule at work pulak

1pm - off to pick up adam from school

(12pm on Fridays)

- drop Adam at Opah's house then back to office and continue mundane office routine

4pm - pack my things and off I go

- pick up Adam & Alesya. (Adam goes to sekolah agama three days a week. So on those days, I'll be alone with Alesya)

-back at home, clean up, masak (eh.. menipu pulak rasa.. hehehe), start laundry, then dry it then fold, makan, celoteh dengan anak-anak & suami, etc, etc..

9pm - huarrghhh... zzzzz.....

boring pulak rasa.. kalo life as a housewife cenggana gamaknya?

Adam wants me to stay at home

Because he doesn't have to go to Opah's house.

He wants to stay at home play so that he can play with his iphone. And he can watch tv.

Not that he can spend time with me.

Sedeh la gini.....

Choice of words

From KDE, one day..

Mama: Adam, I think you have been swimming a lot lately

Adam: I love swimming, Mama. I really enjoy it

Mama: That's fine, sayang. But you always forget to apply the sun block on your skin. Like orang tua, like that

Adam: Eeeiiii... I'm not that old la

Mama: Then.. You always forget. Look at you now. Getting darker already

Adam: I'm not dark, Mama. I'm tanned. Just like Ayah.

Mama: Err.. Yeah! Tanned. Whatever. Make sure you apply sunblock next time.

Obviously Adam has better English vocabularies than I do. Huhu..

bila anak orang bertunang..

... Saya pulak terasa tua. Hahahaha...

Malam Sabtu tu, kami sekeluarga pegi engagement anak Kak An yang sulung, Alya. Meriah juga majlisnya. Anak perempuan sulung. Siap ada kambing golek ha..

Tengah-tengah majlis tu, tetiba perasaan ni macam berbaur-baur pulak. Rasa seronok ada, sayu pun ada. Dah tua ek?

Masa first time jumpa anak-anak Kak An rasa macam kerdilnya diriku ini. Hehe.. Anak-anak Kak An ni, boleh tahan sizenya. Umur pulak tak jauh beza dengan saya. Tu yang bila first time jumpa derang rasa tak puas hati je bila derang panggil "Aunty". Nak-nak si Adieb tu. Kehkehkeh..

Kak An punya kelam kelibut menyiap majlis, sampai terlupa nak amik hantaran dia daripada saya. Agaknya kot nanti time Adam sok macam mana pulak. Uishhh.. Mau berlari-lari tak cukup tanah mama Adam ni nanti.

Eh... Lupa nak perkenal.. Kak An ni mak kawan Adam kat sekolah. Kami ni rapat dari kindergarten. Sampai sekarang pun rapat lagi sebab Adam sekarang satu sekolah dengan Aireil. I was given an honour to do Alya's hantaran. Dua dulung okeh... Ce tengok idung saya.. Kembang kan? Hehehe..

Bapak kuar TV

Adam call atok dia malam tadi. Saja nak ajak sembang. Atok kata dia nak kuar dengan kawan dia. Atok suruh Adam tengok TV pukul 10. Beriyalah si cucu ni pun, siap set alarm.

Tepat pukul 10, tercegatlah kami anak beranak depan TV tu. Tadaaaa..... Muka Atok betul-betul belakang pengacara. Immediately Mak kol. Lepas tu Mak Uteh hantar sms. Adam punyalah excited siap call Che Itam dia. Well... I pun apa kurang. Siap sms to relatives lain. Hahaha...

So, amacam? Femes tak Bapak I? Hahahaha

mama's friend

Tadi Adam cite dia main kejar2 dengan kawan dia nama Aiman Najmi. Peh tu I cakap kat dia "Aiman's mother is my friend". Dia boleh kata "why everybody is your friend?". hahahahaha...

The other day when he was in SK Wangsa Melawati, I told him that I have a friend who is a teacher in his school. Time tu dia tak heran sebab my friend tu sesi petang. Jadi tak kenal dia.

Pastu, bila dia masuk SK Wangsa Jaya ni, the very next day, his classmate came to him and told him "mak saya kenal mak awak". Korek punya korek, rupanya mak that girl was my schoolmate kat SK Lembah Keramat. kehkehkeh..

Small world kan?

Mama Aiman Najmi tu takde la I kenal lagi pun. Kenal di alam maya ni aje lah. It's fun when all faces become familiar because of technology. Mesti you all pernah pandang orang and had a thought "mana aku jumpa dia ni eh?"

Kan? Jangan tipu..... Dosa.......

Hahaha...

Hidangan hari raya

We have just had our 1Malaysia Hari Raya at school today. The feeling was great especially with those sporting mat salleh that came down with baju melayu. Well.. Only one that I saw. But nevermind lah!

The food spread was delicious and great except for the satay that was not accompanied with the kuah kacang. Mmm.. Peanut is not allowed in school for health reason. Sigh!

A friend told me her story of hidangan hari raya that she had this year. She was invited for a hari raya do on the 5th day of Syawal and was all excited about it. She was all ready for rendang, lemang, soto and etc, but dissapointed to see only spaghetti and its beef sauce among other kuih raya.

I could share her dissapointment but on the other hand, most people (nowadays) are talking about dieting most of the time and who would eat the oily rendang, the full fat lemang and neither the filling lontong anymore. Correct, right? Furthermore, if you have 3 open houses in a day and if all three serve the same dishes, would you still enjoy your lemang and rendang at the third house? No, right? No matter how delicious the rendang is, you would skip and opt for kerepek in the balang. Kan? Ha... Jangan tipu tau..

Hari raya food are so rich and full filling. I'd opt for more modernized food like satay & catered food myself. Lemang, though it is highly associated with hari raya; is normally out of my list. Nasi impit is a 'yes' as it can be eaten with satay or soto or it can stand alone with its kuah kacang. So i have more options with one dish. Tak gitu?

Anyhow, I enjoyed myself today with 5 sticks of satay, 2 pcs of roti jala, a piece of dodol, a piece of chicken rendang and couple of chocolate cookies. Oh! And 2 glasses of coke.

There goes my diet!!!

Tambi Adam

Adam saw his friend, Alaudin on our trip back from school. As usual, he likes to call Alaudin out loud and waves him bye-bye.

Thus today, nothing was irregular except that Alaudin called him back.

"Bye tambi", said Alaudin.

My silent immediate response was "kureng asam punya budak". And to my own surprise, I responded to Adam..

"Adam, do you know that Tambi means brother? Why does Alaudin call you brother?"

Adam was surprised.

"Really mama? Tambi is brother?"

"Yes. That's why you cannot simply call on people unless you know what it means."

"Oh! Actually Umar (another classmate) calls everybody tambi. I dont know why"

And I imagined Umar with the mamak style having roti canai banjir in his left hand and milo ais on the other hand. Haha...

I'm patting my shoulder with this improvement. I know if the same situation happened 5 years ago, I would have shouted to Alaudin.

Good job! Pat! Pat! Pat!

Budak-budak datang raya

Dah tak ramai kan skarang ni? Rasa tak meriah pulak.

Baru kejap tadi ni, ada tiga orang budak laki-laki datang nak beraya. Ntah mana la datangnya. Saya pulak rasa happy menyambut budak-budak tu. Tapi sebab baru balik keje, x larat pulak nak menghidang makanan, minuman bagai. Bagi duit raya ajelah..

Dulu best ek kalo jalan beraya. Sakan dengan baju raya, kasut raya bagai. Jalan pegi umah jiran-jiran. Masuk umah ntah sapa-sapa.

"Jomlah.. Aku kenal makcik ni".

Sudahnya ntah umah makcik mana kami pegi. Zaman budak-budak. Best betul.

Semalam pegi raya umah makcik, ada tetamu bawak anak dia yang kusyuk dengan iPad dia. Tak kelih kiri kanan langsung. Alahai... Budak-budak zaman sekarang beraya...

Come to think of it, umah jiran tetangga pun tak pegi lagi ni. Bagi kuih raya aje. Haha... Hampehhh.....

Jalan-jalan raya

Kononnya hari ni nak raya umah kawan-kawan, sedara mara. End up sejam di SJMC. Sigh!

Takpelah... Dapatlah jugak sejam lebih sikit dgn kawan-kawan sekolah dulu. Bersyukur la daripada takde langsung. Mujur kenyang makan nasik lemak umah montok. Kalo tak, berlapo la sampai nak ke sudah hal si adam.

Sorryla ye kawan-kawan.... Takde rezeki nak manja2 ngan korang. Ntah bila nak dapat masanya.... Sedeh :(

Weekend activities

Again - we went swimming at KDE. And they are no longer allowing non-member to swim without an accompanying registered member. Dissapointing regulation when we decided to have it as a regular weekend activities with the kids, including Ammar.

So, what's next?

1) become a member?
We have thought about it before. We come here only to swim. It'll be a waste? Yes?

2) find alternative activities?
Kids will be watching tv. Made will either reading or surfing internet. I'd be.. mmm... sleeping? Hahaha

3) find alternative pool?
The portable pool we have at home is the size of a baby bath tub. That'll be out of the list. Hehe.. We dont live in a condo, so we do not have "our own pool". Anyone wants to have us every weekend? Hahahaha... Public pool? Can do la kan?

OR

Should we do a make over to the house and have a pool of our own?

Wooohoooooo!!!

Ok. Must do some thinking. Tata

Sob! Sob!

Opah had dental appointment the other day, so I had to come home early with the kids.

Soon after we reached home, Adam left for sekolah agama with Aireil. Leaving Alesya and myself at home. Alone.

I brought home some works thinking that I have some spare time. As I was sorting the leave application forms, I noticed Alesya was tossing right-left-right-left; restless. I ignored. Then i heard soft sobbings. Alesya's.

I looked at her and my inner feeling told me to put my files away. I looked at her again, and Alesya was smiling in between her sobbings.

I felt so bad that I have ignored her. I'm so sorry my little angel. Mama sorry, ok Asya?

I vow not to bring home works anymore. Well.... I'll try. I should have enough 8 hours to settle my work. All I need is to stay focus on my works & plan my works ahead accordingly. And NO Facebook. Hahaha

Wow!!

Two (+ one) posts in a day.

One at 6:30am

One at 6:30pm

Coincidence?
Rajin terlampau?

Jakun - YES!! The exact word!

Hahahaha

ambition vs alesya

part i

adam: mama, i want to be a class monitor
mama: good for you. but why?
adam: because i can take cake of alesya
mama: you're such a good brother, adam


part ii

adam: mama, i want to be a teacher
mama: wow! that's good. but why?
adam: i can get alesya to be my class monitor. just like tok ma and ayah. furthermore, i can teach her abacus
mama: oh! ok! good thought..


part iii

adam: mama, i think i want to be a headmaster
mama: but i thought u want to be an astronaut? what happen to your other ambitions?
adam: i dont want anymore. because if i become an astronaut, i'll be away for 6 months. who's going to look after alesya then?
mama: **speechless + teary**

loving brother, eh?

Yo!

Mobile blogging yo!
Hebat yo!

Kalo lembab jugak update peh ni tak tau la yo!
Hahaha

baru is new

alhamdulillah. syukur pada Yang Maha Esa.

adam moved to a new school. he had never complained, so i take it as he likes it :D

made got a new job and moved on. he also had never complained, so i take it as the new job suits him well :D

i got a new gadget too. insya Allah it'll arrive this afternoon. can't complain much & yet. so till next year.... hehehehe..

alesya gets mmmm.. nothing yet. she has never complained too, so i take it as she couldn't be bother.

hahahaha

a non related pic :D

pic: http://kyspeaks.com

asik marah-marah

semalam I marah adam. sebab dia takut gelap. it was too early in the morning. and I was a bit too hard on him. kasihan adam :(

bila la angry level ni nak surut. i know i was hard on adam. i realize that. and there are times i realize it before i nak marah adam bersungguh-sungguh. tapi bila tengok adam, api amarah tu menjadik-jadik pulak. astaghfirullah..

sama macam I marah alesya itu hari. I failed to understand alesya tu tido awal. we were in JJ at 9pm and it was alesya's bed time, of courselah dia cranky kan? dang!!!!

I need to amend this. I need to be more calmer towards my two little treasures. I can only seek forgiveness from them. but I'll never know how would they feel inside. I can only see the scared eyes and I can only feel the pain, after they have been scolded & punished. And I know, I dont want this to prolong...

*sigh*

pic from: http://figur8.net

sweet betrayal

i feel betrayed

for the show i had performed

for the books i have written

for the answers i have searched

for the downs that i have put up with

i feel betrayed

when i know i shouldn't be

when i should have said "alhamdulillah"

when i should have been happy than not grateful at all

when i know u know what i know

i don't hope for you to feel how i feel

for you will not know

or least that you wanna care for

fake is the game you're playing

betrayal is the way i'm feeling

rational - please come forward

logical - please show yourself

common sense - please say something

faith - please keep me strong

it is hard when you have to put up a fake show and mime the song they are singing

oh! i hate this feeling!

mak

mak,

tadi kita nak hantar happy mother's day wish kat mak. tapi tangan ni capai handphone peh tu post gamba adam pulak. ada aje alasan kan?

mak,

kita nak wish happy mother's day sebab kita jarang-jarang wish mak selamat pagi, assalamualaikum, selamat petang, good nite - sleep tight. tapi bila kita type "happy mak's day" or "selamat hari mak", macam tak best aje....

mak,

kita tau kita bukan feveret mak. sebab kita tak besar cam along. kaki kita tak sadak cam alin. tapi kita pandai buat kek. kek kita feveret mak kan?

mak,

kita tau kita selalu betah cakap mak. sebab mak pun selalu suka nak menang kalo cakap ngan kita. tapi mak suka talipon kita & bergosip kan mak kan?

mak,

kita tau kita kadang2 makan hati apa mak cakap. yelah.. kita kan bukan feveret mak. kita pandai buat kek aje... kita makan kek ajelah mak... penat sudah makan hati ni.... tak sedap pulak tu..

mak,

itu hari kan, kita kira gaji baru kita. kita nak bagi kat mak. tapi nanti mak sepah2kan.. kita masuk bank ajelah eh?

mak,

itu hari jugakkan, kita tengok kalendar. mak retire tahun ni mak eh? mak nak jaga alesya & adam tak? heheheheh...

mak,

kita tak penah cakap, bukan sebab kita tak penah sayang. kita sayang mak. sebab mak selalu buat benda yang kita tak expect. hantar 100 plus pagi2 masa kita demam. beli daging untuk buat rendang dengan kita. kol kita malam2 masa made takde. masakkan asam pedas untuk kita peh tu panggil kita makan sebab tau kita ni pemalas nak masak kat umah.

mak,

kita tak penah hantar kad kat mak sebab kita tak rasa kad tu akan luahkan rasa sayang kita kat mak. kita tau mak tau. kita tau mak tau kita sayang mak. macam mak, kita pun tak reti nak tunjuk kita sayang mak. tapi kita tau mak sayang kita. kita tau mak pun tau kita sayang mak.

mak,

walau kita tak penah sebut, kita tak penah tulis, kita tak penah luah, kita SAYANG kat mak. kita appreciate apa mak buat kat kita. dari kita kecik, sampai kita besar. dari kita hanya seketul daging sampai dah berketul2 daging dalam badan kita. dari kita hanya kecik senonet, sampai kita dah sebesar2 kita. dari kita baby, sampai kita ada baby.

mak,

andai kita selalu susahkan hati mak, kita mintak maaf

andai kita selalu buat mak runsing, kita mintak maaf

andai kita selalu lawan cakap mak, kita mintak maaf

andai kita selau buat mak marah, kita mintak maaf

mak,

kita sayang mak, lebih dari org lain sayang mak derang

kita sayang mak, lebih dari apa yg kita boleh tulis dalam kad

kita sayang mak, lebih dari apa yg kita boleh luahkan dalam sms & kata

kita sayang mak, sayang mak, sayang mak, sayang mak.

sekian,

kita bukan anak kesayangan mak. tapi kita sayangkan mak.

walk for children 2011

10 fakta tentang gamba ini:

1) baru lepas walk for children kat dataran merdeka, organized by ISKL.

2) baru parking keta, org dah kat start line. belum sempat register & amik baju + nombor, rosmah dah sampai & flagged off. belum sempat suku perjalanan pergi, participants lain dah jalan balik. lintas jalan, join crowd balik dataran ajelah jawabnya...

3) reason utama patah balik: adam dah tak larat. asik sibuk "mama.. my leg hurt.. mama, i feel the pain". akan tetapiiiiii... bila dia main kat karnival tu, elok aje kaki tu kan? boleh lompat2 lagi ha....

4) alesya rilex aje dalam stroller.....

5) kasut yang mek pakai tu, dibeli sebelum beranakkan alesya lagi. kononnya niat nak berjogging. tapi sebab preggy then miscarriage then preggy lagi then keluarlah si alesya, itu lah baru first time pakai kasut tu.. nasib tak tertanggal lagi tapak daripada kasut. hehehe

6) ingat nak tunggu performance aizat. tapi baru performance dari tourism malaysia nak start, dah dapat instruction balik. tgk kat youtube ajelah sudahnya

7) adam kena cekik dek budak down sindrom dalam jumping castle. mujur tak lemas anak mek. tapi trauma jugaklah... trauma punnnnnnn......... main jugak lagi..

8) diwartakan ramai artis. haram sekor pun mek tak nampak. ada la nampak bayang2 lisa surihani. yg lain tu ntah... ke mek yang tak kenal artis? mmmm.... ada mungkin jugak tu...

9) baju derang kasik ni ada sikit jarang. so mek pakai baby-T kat dalam tu ha.. tapi...

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i nampak kuruskan? hahahahahahahahha

bila adam berkata-kata

"mama... can we have a baby boy? i want to name him diego?"

"i thought the other day you want a baby girl?"

"yeahh.. but now i want a baby boy"

"but diego is not a malay name. not even a muslim name"

"what about my name?"

"your name is a muslim and a malay name. you know what adam.. if i have a baby boy, i'd like to name him aliff"

"aliff? like alif ba ta?"

"ha.. like that.. you like it?"

"no.. i like diego"

"but you cannot"

"what about scott?"

"that's not a malay name"

"kid taylor"

"nope"

"ultraman?"

"definitely NO"

"are you going to have another baby, mama?"

"er... no"

"oh ok.. i can name my baby then"

tolong! tolong! tolong!

membeli sambil membelah credit card

tadi gi klcc. lamanya tak berjalan.... kalo tak kerana membership card tu, ada mungkin tak sampai jugak klcc tu, kot? but anyhow, dapat jugaklah zas credit card se-ehem-ehem jumlah untuk dua beradik ni. hehehehehe.. pantang betul masuk kedai yang satu ni. mesti ada aje benda yang nak dicapai.

kendiannya singgah GE mall pulak. bukan nak wat apa pun... adam ni asik sebut nak makan kat chicken rice shop. jadik, malehlah nak makan kat klcc tadi. 5 minit lepas makanan sampai, kami pun dah kekenyangan. kebulur gamaknya kan? hahahaha..

peh tu, sementara tunggu adam kat art class tu, kami pegi jejalan kejap. tak sangka termasuk pulak kedai yang last day sale ni ha. bergantung2 tag 50%, 60%, 70%. siap ada pengumuman additional 20% sebab dah last day sale lagi. uihhhh.... berseri2 aje muka. memula excited you.... peh tu rasa reserve pulak. mana taknya! asal pegang, tengok harga, takde yang kurang RM100. alahai... akan tetapi.... in the end beli jugak la beberapa helai shirt. hehehehehe... not bad la bargain dia. harga sebenar in total: RM800. i got it all for RM300. bolehlah kan?

meh nak cite kisah kat cashier counter.. sessi ngumpat ni.. hahaha...

bila mek sampai kat situ, ada la sorang makcik tengah nak wat bayaran. tunggu punya tunggu, bukannya dia nak bayar lagi. dia suh cashier tu check how much she has to pay for what she has selected. alahaiiiii... makcik ni pun.. nak check harga, check la kat bin baju tu tadi... harga punya terpampang ha.. mengada betul la. siap suh tanggalkan tag "70%" sebab takut laki dia nampak. hampeh... dengan laki pun nak berkira. hahahahaha.. peh tu kenen nak wrapping paper free pulak. adeh makcik ni...

kerana makcik ni, line org nak bayar dah panjang. sebelah mek ada dua orang bukan warganegara yg memekak aje keje dia. dah la memekak, tak menyabar pulak tu.. time cashier tu pulangkan balik credit card makcik bargain tu tadi, dia cepat2 hulur baju dia. ewahhh.. dia ingat mek ni pili bomba ke apa? cecantik muka.... mujur si cashier tu tolak baju dia ketepi and amik baju mek. kalo dak, memanglah den seligi aje makcik bukan warganegara ni.

kedai ni pun satu... dah tau sale time, expect crowd la. bila tengok crowd dah bertambah, bukak la cashier counter lagi satu. kan dah memekak lagi si bukan warganegara ni. bila dah kecoh2 baru nak bukak. peh tu nak panggil next payer pun, panggil la those next in line. kamu panggil orang belakang dia, memanglah si bukan warganegara ni bengang. alahai...

macam2 ragam orang membeli belah.

fun with adam

it was all laugh & fun with adam today!

1)

adam got his math result. he was so excited showing me the exam paper just now.

"mama! i got A for my mathematic. i got two stars."

then with a confuse face he said "and i got number 87 and what is this mama?". he was referring to the percentage symbol.

"87 percent" i said

"yay! i'm nearer to the evil ultraman & god vent"

yeah! right... :P

2)

then he continued..

"oh mama! i tried to search for my songkok at home but i couldn't find. then i look-look, then i found this"

pull out a kopiah from his bag and he said "see mama.. TOPIAH. i'll be wearing topiah to sekolah agama"

"kopiah la adam.. apa topiah pulak"

"oh! it's like topi. so i thought it's a topiah"

hahaha

3)

then after talking to his father, he overheard made called his friend "Qari, jom!"

adam then said "fuyo mama.. ayah got a friend named QORIJO. hebatkan mama?"

i guess he's in his excited mode. so nama yg tak de berkaitan apa pun, jadik hebat untuk dia.

hahaha

macam2 budak adam ni..

adam sayang... no matter how good or bad your result is, mama will always proud of you.

exam

adam nak exam next week!!!

gelabah! gelabah! gelabah!!!!

bukannya anak. mak yang gelabah lelebih. hahaha..

bukan exam apa pun.. ujian formatif saja. tapi perasaan cam excited aje. :P

when adam was in KG2 (5 years old), i got a bit frantic when seeing adam's results were not as much i had been hoping for. and you knowla... bila mak2 lain mula bertanya, hati ni pun mula la rasa emosi tak tentu pasal. then i started to realize:

"anak den baru LIMA TAHUN la..."

then only i started to calm down. whenever exams' period, i no longer put pressure on adam. at the end of KG3, i was proud (and still i am) that adam did his very best in his exam. he scored well. he did well. that's all i want.

all i want is for adam not to become discouraged should he be having any failures. i dont want him to feel ashamed of his results. all i want is for adam to do his very best in every exam. i dont want to hope for a 100% results. i want his best. the best of adam.

now that he's placed among the best in his school, i am all bersyukur. alhamdulillah..

semalam ntah kul baper dia tido, bangun pagi ni umah bersepah dengan polisterin, gunting, kertas, gam, etc. nampaklah ada tabung, kapal terbang, ultraman yang dah ditambah sayap, kapal selam & yacht. ntah apa aje yang dia buat dengan ayah dia semalam.

adam!!!!! kemassssssssss!!!!!!!

uih.. dah bersawang..

lamanyerrrrr... tak bercerita.

bz - ok.. alasan yang sangat dah basi

tak sihat - berkait la sikit. tapi yes.. still alasan dah selalu pakai

sibuk - oiii.. samalah dengan yang atas tu

eh.. tak pasan...

ok.. nampak sangat tak tau nak type apa..

muahahahahah...

ringkas cite ajelah ye..

baru2 ni kena food poisoning yang satu hari tak bangun. agaknya kalo seminggu macam tu, ada harapan mek dapat badan supermodel. wow!

adam & alesya kena ciken pox. berjangkit sapa, ntah. dah nak kena. alhamdulillah...

adam is adapting into his primary one life. kisah sekolah adam sangatlah overdue. sibuk ok.. bz... maafkanlah mek.. eh.. alasan!!!!! hahaha

my life gitu jugak.. biasa2 aje. kena jadik insan bersederhana aje. tak baik tunjuk2. nanti Allah murka.. masya Allah.. hehehe

made got a job offer. tapi tanak keje hari sabtu. sapa jugaklah nak keje hari sabtu skang ni. baik lepak umah abg cha ke, umah che tam ke, umah abg ajih ke, umah along ke... boleh gi yummy bangi. lagi menyeronokkan.. hahahaha...

skang tengah best buat cupcakes. tapi kena banyak kaut ilmu lagi lah.. masih tak pueh hati dengan hasilnya. banyak buat for my friends' birthdays & last weekend, first time buat hantaran. giler excited.. now in plan for a baking website. nak jual online pulak la. hehehehe. kot2lah nanti berjaya menjadik usahawan cupcakes, bolehlah duduk umah goyang tangan macam usop kak limah. hahaha..

che made pun macam suka mek buat cuppies & cookies than jual tupperware. "senang sikit yang.. u kena beli barang aje. pehtu jual. penat time tu aje. peh tu puas hati dengan hasilnya. dapat income pun cepat". yelah.. sebenar dia dah rimas nak tengok tupperware yang berlonggok ni.. hahahaha.. so... sapa nak tupperware? meh datang umah. nak cheap sale ni..

lagi apa eh?

first time makan tutti-frutti. best jugak eh? makan time tengah malam pulak tu. tak de keje betul.. mujur aje tak demam. hahaha

uwan endon tak sihat itu hari. rushing ke terengganu. first time ever kepok leko sold out. boleh tahannnnnn... supposedly hantar ma balik krai. sorry la ma.. takde rezeki lagi nak balik.. sorry. sorry..

pssstt.. ma... gi besut tu takde souvenir ke? hehehehe..

alin kat sabah. tengah mengail ikan bilis dengan udang. sapa nak, sila emel dia. :D

amai dah ada wii.. mesti tak heran wii kat umah mama lagi.. tak pe.. tak pe... prektis okeh mai? nanti kita lawan. sapa kalah belanja tutti-frutti. muehehehehe..

kami dah ada jiran baru.. hep hep horey!!! ore pasir mah okehh.. rajinlah che made sapu sampah, siram pokok, basuh keta kat depan umah lepas ni. hahaha..

hari ni angin mengada sikit. pakai cantik2 gi opis walaupun untuk sengah hari saja. siap lipstik yo! biasalah.. mesti orang puji cantik.. tengkiu! tengkiu! org cantik kalo dipuji cantik, memang bertambah cantik. okehh.. sila muntah. hahahahaha...

dah hujan pulak ni. mana gaya nak ngambik budak adam ni balik mengaji? adehhh

que-ee masuk spa. mau kasik umph lagi.

bebaru ni kemas2 umah. cantik pulak rasa. hahaha. bilik adam dah ada rupa bilik adam. ada meja tulis, etc. senanglah dia nak buat homework. kalo tak, merata2 buat homework. oleh ituuuu.. banyaklah benda yang kami nak let go. nanti kami info yeeee :D

alahai.. time mek nak rajin nak bersembang ni, time ni la hujan ribut petir bagai..

okla.. nanti senang sembang lagi. tatatititutu

suatu hari di bilik kecik

first and foremost, if you foresee some gross posting and nanti lunch tak lalu nak makan, better la jangan baca ye... bagi info awal2 ni... *peringatan ini ditaja oleh iklan tandas afdlin shauki*

being in a school environment, toilet kat opis kami sangatlah banyak. akan tetapi itu bahagian sekolah. bahagian admin office, yakni opis mek; terdapat hanya satu tandas sahaja. ye.. SATU tandas saja. itu pun kongsi laki pompuan. kadang2 siap beratur kat luar tunggu turn. time preggy dulu, adoi.. terseksa sentiasa bila nak masuk tandas. kotlah time tu orang dalam tengah bayar zakat segala zakat, tertahan2 la mek kat luar ni ha.. bukannya tanak pakai toilet kat luar. masalahnya, satu - toilet students. oleh itu, ramailah students nak menggunakannya.. kedua, takde pili air. mana gaya nak mencuci. ketiga & utama - malas sebab kena jalan keluar.. ngehngehngeh..

okeh.. lets back to reason typing this posting. mek sebenarnya nak cite pengalaman di toilet admin ni... dah rasa gross? ha.. sila la carik butang "X" di belah kanan atau belah kiri komputer anda. hehehe... sebelum tu, mek kasik view sikitlah pasal toilet tu eh.. toilet tu terletak dalam workroom kami. so sesapa yang tengah membuat xtvt dalam toilet tu, kena buat dengan penuh kesopanan dan kesusilaan. sebab orang yang tengah buat photocopy boleh dengar wooooo.... toilet itu jugak bersebelahan dengan toilet students lelaki di bahagian dalamnya. kira next to next la... kat bahagian atas lebih kurang 2 kali pembaris panjang x 3 kali pembaris panjang terdapat air way. supaya pengudaraan tercemar boleh berlalu pergi. sudah dapat gambaran? bagussssss.... mari kita baca kisahnya..

cerita satu

mek rasa cite ni common kat mana2 toilet, especially kalo toilet lelaki.. tengah mek bersopan tu tetiba ada conversation seperti berikut di toilet sebelah:

man 1: hey john (bukan nama sebenar)! how are you?

man 2: hey johnny (bukan nama sebenarnya jugak)! i'm good, i'm good. thanks. how you doing?

man 1: ah.. normal stuff. cant get away of any of the workloads

man 2: ya... bla bla bla bla bla

and i was next door, listening to their conversation. both guys, i believe, continued doing their business while in conversation because i heard they left together.. and there i was thinking.. "oh my! how la they do their business and talking". toilet okeh.. dalam toilet... ish.. tak malu ni... hahahahahah..

cerita dua

satu hari, mek tengah bersopan dalam toilet tu lah. sekali "gedegang".. toilet sebelah berbunyik. panik sekejap. ingatkan bangunan runtuh ke.. atau ada emergency apa2 ke kat luar tu. peh tu "gedegang" sekali lagi.. peh tu, dengar orang sebelah kata gini:

"relax.. relax.. relaxation.. relaxation.. relax.. relax"

time tu memang mek dah pikir macam2 lah.. bebudak ni pun kot nak ber-adegan macam tak boleh tunggu balik umah.. tapi kan... ni kan toilet laki.. ha.. jeng jeng jeng...

peh tu terdengar pulak

"plup.. plup.. plup"

cehhh... memerut rupanya... dah tak menyempat sangatlah tuuuuuu... hehehee

cerita tiga

i was next door, doing business and suddenly masuklah budak lelaki ini ke toilet sebelah itu. of course when i'm done, i flushed then washed my hands.

as i was washing my hands tetiba budak sebelah ni bersuara

"hello? who's there?"

i kept quite. thinking that ada orang lain masuk toilet dia and kaco dia ke apa. then i tarik tisu. berbunyi la tempat tisu tu.. then budak tu bersuara lagi:

"hey.. dont play trick okay. i'm just doing my business"

by then mek gerenti confirm la budak tu tak biasa masuk toilet tu. and dia tak tau, toilet tu attach to our toilet. kehkehkeh.. sian budak tu..

oh.. did i ever told you that my office dikelilingi kubur? ha... kubur2 cina lama okeh.. lepas kul 6 petang, kalo dah takde orang sekeliling, baik kemas aje keje bawak balik. tak pun besok pagi aje selesaikan. takottttt seh!

sekianlah cerita kenangan toilet admin office dari mek. takde la gross sangat kan? hehehehe...

ha.. ni cite tadi..

budak adam ni nak memerut. i was baking. dia dalam toilet tu memula tanya "mama, why are you baking so many cookies?". then i answered, "my friends ordered". then he asked some more.. "mama, what is 200 + 200?". "400", i said. then he said "oh ok! so how many is 400 + 300?" by then mek dah suspect dah.. budak ni mesti takut orang tinggalkan dia sensorang kat belakang. dia tanya soklan tu to make sure that there is somebody with him. bertuah betul. i asked him la.. "why are you asking so many questions when you're berak inside there?". "err.. i dont know. i feel like asking".

elehhh.. penakot sebenarnya...... hahahahah...

sekian, terima kasih :D

pork lining?

once upon a time when mak was in berlin, germany. she came back with this story..

kawan mak: cantiknya kasut ni....

mak: eii.. tak boleh pegang la.. pig lining tu..

kawan mak: no la.. mana ada pig lining. dia tak tulis pork pun

mak: .....

hahahahaha

masuk sekolah

nak kecikkan gamba ni. tapi dah tak reti.. tak kuasa lah nak menggodek.....

nak tahun baru dah eh.. aisehhh... kena buat resolutions baru ni... mmmm... soon after expire la resolutions baru tu.. hahaha..

adam dah nak masuk darjah satu. at first when adam started kindergarten, we had thought to send adam to SSU from his kindy's age to secondary school. then alesya came in. tabung pecah. so cannotlah nak lebihkan adam sorang. furthermore, SSU finishes at 3:30pm. sapa pulak nak gi ngambik adam balik skool? ok.. i know.. van ada. atuk ada. bas sekolah ada. akan tetapi, sama ke ngan mama amik? tak kan?? i was thinking... i give you a situation la eh... adam habis skool kul 1:30pm. then orang amik dia. then dia duk umah babysitter sampai it's time to sekolah agama. which is at 5 until 7. dont u think by the time he reaches home, dia dah terkelepet? probably kan? so bila mek nak bersembang dengan dia? when would be the time i wanna know what's happening at school, or how's school life for a guy named adam danial? ok... curi masa.. can.. curi masa is very the can one. but when? i'm on a full time employment. the only time, if i decided not to amik adam from school, is after 7pm. which is lepas dia balik sekolah agama. ada mungkin dia dah penat? ada mungkin dia dah tak selera nak cite apa jadik kat sekolah? ada mungkin dia dah malas nak bersembang? ye.. sila angguk... :D for this, no matter how, i wanna do the pick up from school daily. dapat sembang sengah jam pun jadiklah dengan anak bujang i sorang ni...

at first we registered adam at sk setiawangsa. sama dengan best friend dia, haziq. then we looked into the logistic. umang aiii.. pepagi confirm mek boleh jadik tarzan kalo kena hantar adam gi skool. jalan is sempit satu. full with offices, dua. kedai lagi, apa lagi.. uiii...... tidaklah teman. then we decided to sk taman melawati 2. we have registered, confirmed semua bagai. then kak an (airiel's mama - another best friend), bagitau sk wangsa jaya is having completely morning session. walawehhh.. mana boleh tahan.... and so, last minute, we decided to send adam to sk wangsa jaya. al-malangnya... sudah penuh. oleh itu dengan nasihat pakteh, we agreed on sending adam to sk wangsa melawati and then try mohon untuk ke wangsa jaya. nak transfer kl to kl ni mudah sikit, kata pak teh. so as of now, sk wangsa melawati la sekolah budak adam ni...

why i want sk wangsa jaya so much?

1) full morning session for 6 years wehhhh.. sapa tamao? 6 bulan kami laki bini tak payah pikir anak sekolah pagi ke petang ke... nak tukar penghantaran dan pick up ke... satu masalah settle

2) airiel is there. at least adam will have one familiar face. i have no doubt that adam will not be having any problems with new friends. he could make friends easily. macam mama dia kan? hahahah.. tapi yelah.. at least satu muka yang dia kenal, tak delah dia segan silu sangat... dok?

3) since airiel is there, in case of emergency, i could rely on kak an - airiel's mama. bukanlah nak mengambil kesempatan......... tapi yelah.. orang bekerja dengan orang tak bekerja ni lain. if only i have a part time job that give me 5k monthly, i would definitely quit my job - 24 hours! confirm punya! tapi ada ke part time gitu rupa.. jangan suh mek carik2 downline ni eh.. tak kuasa.. jual tupperware dengan kukis & cuppies ni pun dah cukup. :D

baju sekolah dah beli. beg che tam dah bagi. beg sekolah agama pun dah siap. stationeries semua dah carik tadi. kasut sekolah dah terpakai hari graduation kindy itu hari. so skang, tunggu masuk sekolah ajelah...

ya Allah, permudahkanlah urusan kami sekeluarga. jauhkanlah kami dari segala bala bencana... kuatkanlah keimanan kami & kesabaran kami mengharungi dugaanMu. tabahkanlah hati kami dalam menghadapi liku2 hidup ini. amin.

vitamin M

sejak ada facebook ni makin malas mengupdate blog. ngape eh? ontahlah...

kadang2 ada aje menda nak cite kat sini. nak luahkan perasaan terpendam. nak mengumpat. nak berbangga diri. ewahhh.. tapi peh tu mesti sama ada terlupa ataupun malas

heyyyy.. malas lagi....

ehh.. tapi kekadang tu banyak keje pun iye jugak. adoiii.. tang keje ni jangan cakaplah. bulan december ni aje rasa nak tercabut keyboard kat opis tu. contract dah siap, kejarkan payroll pulak. payroll siap, kejarkan sekolah cuti pulak. heyyy... macam-macam. selagi tak tutup mata, keje-keje-keje. lotih...

december dah kan? rasa macam baru celebrate besday ke 17 tahun. hahahahaha...

banyak sebenarnya nak cite ni. besday alesya. baking projects. tupperware lagi. otomobil baru. mm.. baru apanya.. dah sengah tahun dah pun.. adam nak masuk sekolah. ish.. macam-macam lah..

nantilah eh.. tunggu vitamin R datang. hehehehe..

selamat tahun baru :D

otomobil

ha.. itu hari sapa kepoci nak tau pasal otomobil mek?

tunggu siarannya tak lama lagi..

gamba baru jumpa. jadik boleh update. hahahaha...

world is small

1)
classmate adam nama mukriz
mama mukriz adalah best friend kak nurul
anak-anak kak nurul pernah dijaga mak nek
mak nek adalah babysitter lama adam


2)
kawan mama nama zahar
classmate adam nama airiel
papa airiel nama azli
azli dan zahar adalam kawan


3)
classmate adam nama haziq
kawan mama nama kufee
doktor mama & mama haziq adalah doktor ku
dentist ayah & ayah haziq adalah doktor meor
kufee adalah adik doktor ku



best kan? kecik aje dunia ni rupernya.... balik2, pusing2, situ jugak.. :D